rhys lewis

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT, 19 Feb 2011

If like me your constantly soiling yourself then this product is a must buy item. whenever i relieve myself in public to warm myself up on cold nights i just spurt myself with this wonder product and i no longer smell like a tramps jock strap.

it also comes in handy after i soil my friends carpet as i cant be bothered to find the toilet (im a very busy man). a few squirts of this and it just seems like ive spilt another beer.

so, if your a young man about town with lots of important things to juggle and no time to find a urinal then this is a must have product.

Best book ive read all year.. Only book I read all year., 16 Feb 2011

Wow, I loved this book, a real page turner. It started off kinda slow but the characters have real depth and you soon grow to care and really believe in them. I dont want to give too much away but I especially enjoyed the plot twist at the end, very clever. If you only have time to read one book this year, make sure its this one.