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Dark House [DVD] <b>DVD</b> ~ Britt Napier
Dark House [DVD] DVD ~ Britt Napier
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"The Shining meets The Conjuring"
What an effing cheek, and a barefaced lie at that.
This is a sub par Hostel-wannabe with a plot that is unlikely in the extreme and delivered cack-handedly with lots of flashbacks etc, so annoyingly you have to go and watch the beginning again once you've watched the thing to try and fathom the start.
Kaylee DeFer is pretty good in her role of tortured heroine and the acting is actually good for this sort of thing,but the whole thing's annoyingly derivative. Plot is nicked from the far superior "House of Whipcord".
Don't know about you, but i've seen loads of films like… Read more