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Helpful votes received on reviews: 89% (8 of 9)
 

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Top Reviewer Ranking: 69,577 - Total Helpful Votes: 8 of 9
Ap Pro Series 90 Lumens Cree Spot to Flood Flashli&hellip by AP PRO SERIES
5.0 out of 5 stars O by jaysis, 26 July 2014
For the last 7 years since the age of 17 when I lost my virginity, (it was a night me or her won't forget... slapped about on top of her like a fish for 30 seconds... job done), I have been obsessed about finding the clitoris, or in Latin, the clitoranti.
I searched everywhere for 'the man in the boat'. I travelled the world twice, talked to everyone once, but still no joy.
I longed to find the magical spot that makes a girls toes curl. I knew I was destined to find it, but I didn't have the knowledge. So what I done, was travelled to the small town of Chang-gonn high in the hills of Thailand. There I talked to a woman by the name of Ping Hang, daughter of Ching Hang. She said as… Read more
Zoggs Speedspex Mirror - Mirror/Silver Zoggs
Great set of goggles for doing a spot of diving.

My girlfriend always lets a good squirt of stuff outa her and it stings my eyes. My mum always said if i played with my thingy I'd go blind, little does she know if I play with girls too much I can go blind too.

As an added bonus these are mirrors so in our intimate moments, she thinks I'm looking at her, but I'm really watching family guy out of the corner of my eye. I love that show. Stewie really cracks me up, and there's something about Meg that makes me wana ruin her back doors. Probably her low self esteem, and the fact I think I could degrade her and she wouldn't know any better.
Scruffs Large Trade Parka Waterproof Jacket by Scruffs
4.0 out of 5 stars Great coat this, 12 July 2014
Great coat this.

Thought it would be a good idea to get a good waterproof coat after my girlfriend unleashed a load of pun-tang juice that I can only describe as something the lock ness monster would throw up. Took me weeks to wash the smell of my skin, but that incident done wonders for my self esteem.

All juices cant get near my skin now, and the hood doesn't fall down over my eyes either.

Looses a star because one of the chords to tighten the waist cuff got wrapped around my doodly, and got tangled.... I didn't like that.