Ben Jammin'

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Location: London, United Kingdom


Top Reviewer Ranking: 91,054 - Total Helpful Votes: 108 of 125
Expert Shield - THE Crystal Clear Screen Protector&hellip by Expert Shield
After applying the Expert Shield cafefully whilst keeping a boiled kettle open near to my workspace, I'm pleased to say that for the first time ever I have a screen protector attached to my phone - two, in fact; for the front and back respectively - that is completely free from bubbles and subsurface dust.

The screen protector has a nice smooth finish with a little grip for long-presses, and fits over the display area with millimetric precision. This is fine for my purposes, as the sides of my Nexus are partially covered by a case. In contrast to other protectors, the Expert Shield is cut to the exact dimensions of the phone, and takes cameras, the heat duct and the proximity… Read more
Stag Night Novelties | Elephant Pants by UKPS
5.0 out of 5 stars Elephant Pants, 7 Jun 2013
One day, before I shaved
I put on my Elephant Pants.
They reminded me of the Free State.

But then I took a drive to the innercity hive
And I realised
My baby was gawn.

Then when I looked out of the top storey window
I realised
She weren't gawn, she were dead.

Ooh baby, you suck tofu.
Biltong and Drywors combo - 1kg by Bizzi B's Best Biltong
Biltong and Drywors combo - 1kg by Bizzi B's Best Biltong
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
The droewors was excellent. No complaints there. However, the biltong was far too wet, much too thickly cut (~0.5cm deep) and grew mouldy after several days in spite of the baggie in which it came being folded over. Bottom line: it needed to much more time in a dry airing cupboard.