harpoon guns to 'safe', please

Are we having fun yet ?
Helpful votes received on reviews: 46% (474 of 1,039)
Location: England
 

Reviews

Top Reviewer Ranking: 5,148,902 - Total Helpful Votes: 474 of 1039
The Last Stand [DVD] [2013] <b>DVD</b> ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Last Stand [DVD] [2013] DVD ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
A few good-ish moments can't save 103 minutes of crap.

Because I like Arnie, I really wanted to up this to two stars from the one it really deserves.

Arnie is far and away the best thing in this, followed by Peter Stormare in his usual role. Forest Whitaker is way too good for this, and is in it too little to make his usual impact.

The script, continuity and most other things are beyond risible. And who'd kill off Harry Dean Stanton so early in a movie? Insane in the inane. The geriatric fight at the end is superbad. If I thought that was meant to be funny, I might have gone to two stars, but like the rest of this, I think it was just the best that could be… Read more