My life was meaningless before I was introduced to Bounder moustache wax. I was wandering around, scruffy and lacklustre, shirt-tails untucked like some kind of palsied labourer.
My wife and child did not respect me and I was unable to get even ONE mistress to offer me some comfort of an evening. Women would not swoon in my presence, nor would they offer any lustful glances.
My moustache was limp and unimpressive.
Then I discovered BOUNDER!
My moustache is sleek, lubricated, pungent with rum and essential oils! Efficient, neat and styled!
I now leave the house after a breakfast of kippers and boiled eggs, dressed like a little city… Read more