Atomic Cat Aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got a gun, so get in my van
Helpful votes received on reviews: 69% (149 of 215)


Top Reviewer Ranking: 20,349 - Total Helpful Votes: 149 of 215
Star Cutouts Cut Out of Amy Pond Police Woman Unif&hellip by Star Cutouts Ltd
0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Oh Amy, 27 Sep 2013
Oh Amy Amy, we will be together one day. Nobody understands you like I do. I now have your cardboard picture which can only be compared to the finest art in the history of the world. I spray this with perfume and lie you down beside my in my bunk bed. You stink real good. I love you Amy. Nobody understands. That doctor uses you, he doesnt care about you, not really, not the way I do. One day, you and I shall be together, maybe in a tardis, maybe in a cupboard/dungeon. Im using my sonic screwdriver right now beside you Amy. I know this picture cutout is only 177cm and you are actually 178cm tall, but that doesnt matter to me. I love you. I do sex wee right on you. I love you Amy. I love… Read more
The Complete Yurt Handbook by Paul King
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5.0 out of 5 stars Sir Yurt Alot!, 27 Sep 2013
I like big Yurts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a Tent pole's pitched with an smelly welly bitch
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that Yurt was stuffed
Deep in the Woods We're camping
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that Yurt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat,… Read more
1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I was a celebrity get me out of big brother, 22 Aug 2013
Remember her! What ever happenned to Jade eh? Career lasted 5 minutes then she's nowhere to been seen. Nice photo though