1. You'll want to punch anyone that you ever hear say 'oh my' in the face.
2. You'll also want to punch the author EL James in the face for ever writing this.
3. And the editor of the book, if there is one.
4. You'll also want to punch yourself in the face for reading this.
5. You'll never want to use a tampon again in fear of remembering 'that' sex scene.
6. You're mature enough to say a vagina instead of a 'sex'.
7. You want a erotic novel that actually says the words vagina and penis.
8. And one that's actually erotic.
9. The characters in this book have no personalities and none are likeable.
10. The hours you spend reading it will go to… Read more