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BIC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen (Box of 12) - Bla&hellip by Bic
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1.0 out of 5 stars Why, BIC, WHY?!?, 28 Aug 2012
I had returned home from a most trying day of bear hunting, having only slain three bears - two with my bare hands, the other with a gun only because it was too far away - when I realized I needed to make note of my limited success. Searching high and low, I could not find my usual quill, calligraphy pen, or even my normal BIC. I shouted for my fiance, hoping her simple mind could grasp the concept of "pen".

Lo and behold, what happened? She brings me...this...ABOMINATON. A pen...FOR HER! After berating her and sending her to the kitchen to make me a sandwich, followed by going to the bedroom to lie there quietly for relations, I sighed heavily and began to use the bizarre tool… Read more