Jonathan

Shanghai, 1939
Helpful votes received on reviews: 81% (96 of 118)
Location: England
Birthday: 29 Nov
 

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Top Reviewer Ranking: 32,494 - Total Helpful Votes: 96 of 118
Behringer Eurorack UB502 Mixer by Behringer
"Hey, boss - we've designed this little tinky mixah for sa home enthusiasts to plug in their little things and play along to stuff"

"Ah good, the UB502. I wish to inspect it."

"Do you like it boss? We worked real hard to pack it all in. And we really like the nice little rocker switch that powers it on and owf."

"Rocker switch you say? Are you proud of it that you worthless little worms?"

"Du huuh, yes boss..?"

"Remove it you numbskulls!! How many times have I told you that we must NEVER ship a perfect product! Never!"

"But boss, it makes the lights go out so that the owner… Read more
Philips Sonicare HX7022/26 E Series Brush Heads Pa&hellip by Philips Sonicare
There's something rather disturbing about throwing these things away after 3 months, if only because they're not cheap and aren't exactly the sort of things you want to dispose of in the general waste. But you have no choice really. They do the job though, vibrating away like hell to get the worst of that revolting plaque off your teeth and gums. Half of me wishes I'd been using them since day one on this planet, while the other wishes I wasn't now helping to destroy it.
Forest Feast Wholesnacks - Natural Mixed Nuts 250 &hellip by Forest Feast
5.0 out of 5 stars Best value nuts in town!, 12 April 2014
I researched the nut market here on Amazon and from other vendors, and these are the best value. I've chomped my way through nearly 4Kg of the little blighters now, and each pack has a good, even, mix. Fresh and not too dry as well. I've got them on a monthly Amazon regular order, which saves some further dosh too. So, if you're as serious about nuts as I am, then get these I reckon.

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