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I had not been to sleep for three days....and then finally there was a knock on my door.
On opening the door I saw a small portly fellow in his hand he had the fabled elixir that would give me powers beyond those that were craved by an up and coming dictator.
Right there I ripped open the package, after gently caressing the label I took off my clothes and put it on. Then it happened. My whole body shuddered, my limbs exploded into action in a Pop Eyesque fashion, I looked at my hands and they were tingling. When I glanced in the mirror I was amazed by my eyes they were on fire.
I looked back at the chubby delivery man who stood open mouthed aghast at what he was… Read more