Today is the poetry lesson for 10 year olds in an inner city Leeds primary school. Miss Smog asks the children to think of words that rhyme with 'Mary'.
Kevin says 'Dairy, canary and hairy'
Davey says 'Bleary, sneary and dreary'
Jane says 'Peary, Terry and Derry'
The Kaiser Chiefs say 'Scary, lairy and tell thee'
Miss Smog says 'Kaiser's that's very poor, is that the best you can do?
Kevin, Davey and Jane say 'We would have been embarrassed if we'd come up with those rhymes when we were only six'
Miss Smog say 'Now think of words that rhyme with mess and you must choose words other than less and less'.
The Kaiser's scratch their heads 'We can't think… Read more