KJ's Secret Lover

"'Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, some day I am going to make her mine'"
Helpful votes received on reviews: 31% (13 of 42)
Location: frolicking in the Ocean
In My Own Words:
pfft....pfffft. I have a hair on my tongue. Did you put it there? Fear is our most primal emotion. I like to leave my door open to encourage intruders.

I specialize in cleaning the filth and scum and vermin off the streets....

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Top Reviewer Ranking: 5,146,644 - Total Helpful Votes: 13 of 42
Stanley 143554 60cm FatMax I-Beam Magnetic Level by Stanley
6 of 17 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars This Level is Crooked, 23 Sep 2013
I have been looking for a good Level for quite some time, as I need to straighten a few things out, so I got this one, and it isn't Level, its Crooked! I have found this oddity with quite a few Levels in the UK. This thing is bent and tilted and cockeyed. What a piece of junk. Here I need a good Level to really straighten out some things, and instead of getting a straight Level, I get a Crooked one that is bent and all goofed up. What is wrong with you people? Can't they make a decent Level in the UK that is not Crooked?

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