Mr. C. J. Hateley

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Helpful votes received on reviews: 89% (17 of 19)
 

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Top Reviewer Ranking: 461,847 - Total Helpful Votes: 17 of 19
Taken [DVD] <b>DVD</b> ~ Heather Donohue
Taken [DVD] DVD ~ Heather Donohue
0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
I'll get straight to the point: Taken absolutely REEKS of Spielberg. He may be responsible for some of the greatest films of our time, but let's be honest; the man couldn't do gritty if his life depended on it. Taken is split into 10 episodes of roughly 85 minutes each. By the 7th episode sitting through it had started to feel like a chore. By the 10th I was so sick of the stomach-churning over sentimentality and string orchestra score that saturated every single scene that I was literally sneering at the screen and rolling my eyes.

The atmosphere makes it clear from the off that if you were expecting a scary, realistic account of alien abduction then you're going to be… Read more
Beaphar Pet Behave Training Spray by Beaphar
1.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely useless., 16 Sep 2013
I bought this spray in an attempt to stop my dog clawing all the paint off the bottom of my doors while I'm out. Well, after three weeks of applying this spray to the areas I wanted him to avoid I no longer have to worry about that, as I no longer have any paint left on my doors. What I have instead are huge claw marks and gouges in completely frayed, bare wood.

The fact that one star is the lowest rating I can give this product is misleading as one star seems to imply it does at least SOME good. I'll be honest folks, you may as well just spray water on the areas instead. It'll be about as much help.
Terminator/Robocop: Kill Human TP by PJ Holden
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars WORST. COMIC. EVER., 20 July 2013
Remember the old Robocop and Terminator comics published by Dark Horse in the 80s and 90s? They were pretty terrible, right? Well this comic makes them seem like they were written by Shakespeare and illustrated by Da Vinci. Without trying to give too much away, I will now describe how this madcap escapade is set in motion, so if you still intend to read this abomination you might want to skip the next paragraph as it summarizes the entirety of the first issue:

**SPOILERS** In the future the last three humans alive are fleeing from an army of T-800s. Pretty strange, right, given that we know the humans win the war? Well, don't bother trying to figure it out because it isn't… Read more

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