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2014 FIFA World Cup Panini Sticker Pack CDU (100 p&hellip by FIFA
19 of 19 people found the following review helpful
...jumpers for goalposts. Three and in! I'll swap you three Glenn Hoddles and a Peter beardsley for a shiny. Isn't it? Marvellous.
Smiffys 75cm Inflatable Tommy Gun (Black) by Smiffy's
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Me and Mickey the Wrench had a pretty sweet deal going chiselling grifters over on the East Side. Then Mickey introduces me to Carnival Pete. Pete says he knows of a big mark - some butter and egg chump from outta town: strictly a low risk initiative. Trouble is we need some Roscoes and quick. Mickey says he knows some link on Amazon can sort us out, next day delivery and everything.

Next day dawns and I pin my diapers on and pick up the letters. What's this? I open the box and see two coffee-and-doughnut inflatable gats! This puts us behind the eightball viz a vis the sting. I aint intending to blow nobody down but I don't need no guns you gotta blow up neither… Read more
Thai Fishermans Trousers Pants & Shorts - Cotton B&hellip ThaiUK
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Practical, 22 April 2014
On the advice of my school's careers adviser I've been fishing the waters of Ko Samui for nigh on twenty years now. Twenty years before the tiller...why, it seems just yesterday...

...Anyway, to begin with I wore a three-piece suit. The waistcoat was a handy place to keep bits of tackle and the ensemble was smart and gave a great first impression but was a little hot and chafed when wet. For an ill-fated time I wore a man-kini and then a pair of Flinstones-themed pyjama bottoms I found beside a road. The latter resulted in much ridicule from my fishing piers...I mean peers...and it was whilst they were rolling around on the foreshore laughing at my unfortunate attire that I… Read more