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Snakes On A Train is a bad film. There i said it. Infact it could possibly be the worst film I have ever seen.
However it is so bad that it is funny. lets start with the storyline:
A woman with some mistic zombie curse is coughing up tiny snakes. In an attempt to reach a magician or something (for all i know it could just be an optician) she gets on a train with her husband (who is knowledgeable in magic) and sets off for LA. Then a long and boring scene comences during which a conductor takes tickets off the few passengers who aren't stow-aways. During this two girls get on, sit down for about 3 seconds and then move becuase 'that middle eastern guy had been staring… Read more