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Silver Reflective Window Film (Solar Control & Privacy Tint - One Way Mirror / Mirrored Glass) (152cm x 2 metres)
Silver Reflective Window Film (Solar Control & Privacy Tint - One Way Mirror / Mirrored Glass) (152cm x 2 metres)

18 of 20 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome!, 21 Jan 2014
hurrah! i can now stand at my patio doors and bang the missus and no one can see, and if she's not there i can have "one on one" time with myself while looking at the neighbors, without the worry of them calling the police again


Blackrock Men's Hi-Vis Waistcoat - Yellow, XX-Large
Blackrock Men's Hi-Vis Waistcoat - Yellow, XX-Large
Offered by Bury's of London
Price: £2.00

5.0 out of 5 stars keeps me alive, 21 Jan 2014
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great value for money and it stops me from being killed while out running at night during the winter.

whats not to like about this


JIMMY SAVILLE FANCY DRESS COSTUME MEDIUM - LARGE 38-44 INCH CHEST SHELL SUIT + WHITE WIG+ CIGAR+ MEDALLION NECKLACE+ ROUND GLASSES BAD TASTE
JIMMY SAVILLE FANCY DRESS COSTUME MEDIUM - LARGE 38-44 INCH CHEST SHELL SUIT + WHITE WIG+ CIGAR+ MEDALLION NECKLACE+ ROUND GLASSES BAD TASTE

1 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent Value for Money, 21 Jan 2014
= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars 
i wore this outfit to my 5 year old sons nativity play at Xmas and the b*tches couldn't get enough of it, nor could their mums!

i jingled and i jangled, till it was sore and then i ran a marathon in the name of "charity" to put people off the scent

hows about that then


Chrome Plated Toilet Roll Holder & Storer
Chrome Plated Toilet Roll Holder & Storer
Offered by Prime Furnishing
Price: £9.15

5 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars AWESOME!, 21 Jan 2014
what can i say, its multipurpose, hear are some things i did with is:

club a homeless man, bury a corpse, scratch my nose, deface a coin, poke holes in paper, stab a dude, stab 2 dudes, use as throwing star, hack a safe, destroy the moon, invent the wheel, steal a golf cart, ride a lawnmower, shoot down a plain, eat the ozone, do your makeup, start a riot, own the internet, marry a rich chick, eat tuna paste, fly in the sky, ride a dragon, surf the subway, open the gate to narnia, outsell the ps4, outsell the xbox one, ruin christmas, graffiti table, eating utensils, revive the cccp, missiles based in cuba, become the prime minister, smash an ipad, go into space.

yup. its that good


A Whole New World
A Whole New World
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £5.41

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars SOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!, 21 Jan 2014
This review is from: A Whole New World (Audio CD)
this record is soooo amazing, it makes the milk ducts in my nipples lactate!!

to turn this into a money making scheme, i play this record 24 hours a day, and attach myself to a milking machine, that has been slightly modified since it was used in the cow shed (but the principle is still the same) no i produce the most sort after cheese in the whole of the kingdom, and hope to get a royal crest for supplying cheese products to the king. (Peter Andre)


The Twelve Caesars (Penguin Classics)
The Twelve Caesars (Penguin Classics)
by Suetonius
Edition: Paperback
Price: £8.79

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very good, 3 Jan 2014
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This is my first foray into a book containing historical facts, since reading the "the lion king" a few years back

This book is very fascinating, full of facts, and interesting stuff.


Goonies Hooded Sweater Skull Size XL
Goonies Hooded Sweater Skull Size XL

4.0 out of 5 stars I was suprised by the quality, 5 Dec 2013
= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars 
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i was pleasantly surprised by the quality of this hoodie for the cheap price.

I very impressed by it, and it brings a lot of good comments from anyone over 30 who remembers and loves the film of the goonies as much as I do


2m (6.5ft) Deluxe Thick Chunky Wide Red Shiny Christmas Tree Tinsel Garland with Embossing Decoration
2m (6.5ft) Deluxe Thick Chunky Wide Red Shiny Christmas Tree Tinsel Garland with Embossing Decoration
Offered by ROCK LTD
Price: £1.55

3.0 out of 5 stars Its OK!, 5 Dec 2013
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first of all this product says it is six and a half feet tall, and it clearly isnt.

I'm six feet tall and this is not taller than me when held against me.

it doesn't look as lustrous as the picture but its OK, especially for such a cheap price with P&P thrown in


The Goonies Text Logo Metal Pin Badge - 19471
The Goonies Text Logo Metal Pin Badge - 19471
Offered by TBC Direct
Price: £2.99

5.0 out of 5 stars Very very impressed, 5 Dec 2013
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i collect lapel badges, and I'm a huge fan of the 1985 classic "the goonies" so i had to have this lapel badge

its well made, a decent size and has provoked lots of great comments.

Also the delivery came very quickly.

I would recommend this product


Metal Enamel Pin Badge Brooch Superman (Super woman) Logo Motif
Metal Enamel Pin Badge Brooch Superman (Super woman) Logo Motif
Offered by Thunder Flash
Price: £1.99

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars smaller than I expceted, 2 Dec 2013
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nice product, would liked it to have been a tiny bit bigger as its very very small.

good delivery times though, but will continue my search for a better superman pin badge


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