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Elvira "Mistress of the Dark" (Buckinghamshire)

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Warehouse 13 - The Complete Series [DVD] [2009]
Warehouse 13 - The Complete Series [DVD] [2009]
Dvd ~ Eddie McClintock
Price: £19.99

5.0 out of 5 stars "Endless Wonder"... worth every penny., 12 Feb. 2016
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WOW!!! What a show. Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention Amazon.co.uk. If it had not been for you suggesting this on one of your daily deals I would never have known anything about this series. The best £14.99 box set I have seen for ages. Usually when the price is low like this the show is going to be low too. My how wrong we were here, a truly amazing original series with a bunch of wonderful actors that gave it their all. Your were right there with them all the way. The writers were smart and clever and the comedy fitted right in with the whole "lets not take this too seriously" vibe of the show. It syfy but not in a geeky lets be over everyones head sort of way. Both my partner and I had such fun watching this series. You would have to be a really unimaginative soul not to find this quirky and interesting as well as a hoot. My favourite character was Claudia my partner loved Pete. We were so upset when we got to the last disc and the final three episodes, a show of "Endless Wonder" The clip show at the end was great way to finish, not just a rehash of things from the series but new scenes previously unseen. Thank you again This has become one of my all time favourite shows.


Markylis - Genuine Gemstone Jewellery Craft Beads - Goldstone - 4mm
Markylis - Genuine Gemstone Jewellery Craft Beads - Goldstone - 4mm
Offered by Markylis
Price: £2.75

3.0 out of 5 stars They are OK but smaller than expected., 1 Feb. 2016
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Smaller bead diameter than advertised. The quality is okay but not as bright as expected. Goldstone can be like that sometimes so its to be expected. Some beads were bright but most were not. They will get used but I will not attach them to any of my top end garments as they wouldn't be bright enough. I guess its a case of finding the right stones and being able to see what your buying, in this instance I choose price over the ability to choose the actual beads.


Man Junior July 1955 (Pulp Life Book 46)
Man Junior July 1955 (Pulp Life Book 46)
Price: £2.10

4.0 out of 5 stars Nostalgia, 21 Jan. 2016
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A nice magazine that shows how much "mens" publications have changed over the years. Both myself and partner enjoyed it. Some of the stories were a little manly for me but on the whole an interesting social document.

Best viewed on a Fire or similar device.


Sexy Y-front Briefs for Men Low Rise Smooth Spandex Breathable (XL)
Sexy Y-front Briefs for Men Low Rise Smooth Spandex Breathable (XL)
Offered by Kate-Kasin
Price: £4.29

5.0 out of 5 stars A Surprise Hit., 21 Jan. 2016
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I bought these as a gift for my partner for fun. I have to say that they are really quite the surprise hit. The only negative is that on the product description page it describes them as Boxer briefs and this does not change when you select your colour. It is only after you have ordered that the header changes and the item in green is described as a Y-fronts. So you need to consider this if you really do want a boxer type brief.For my Partner it wasn't an issue as they enjoy both styles of underwear.

The Item arrived in a nice clip close plastic sleeve that gave them an air of quality and was easy to open. The pants themselves are well put together and sewn perfectly. The material is very light almost like a pantyhose material but is super soft to the touch as the material is light it is also quite sheer however not so much as to be called see-through. The colour is good and is a day glow green much like the picture on the item page. The pouch at the front offers a generous amount of space for his man bits.

The Pants are XL and fit my Partner well on the waist (35 inches) but as the cut of the pants is that of a brief and not a boxer cut the rear is slightly tighter than he is used to and could give a VPL for some men with larger buttocks. My Partner made a joke about this saying I bought these to encourage him to slim down. They fit well though and although snug around the bottom the Pouch at the front is very generous and doesn't make that area uncomfortable, in fact he says it is a perfect fit and supports him nicely.

A bonus for these is the weight of them and the slightness of them. They would be a great way to save space and weight when packing your suitcase ready to go off on holiday or work as in my Partners case. The only problem there though is they are very sexy and you may well not trust your Husband with a suitcase full of these......

To sum up these Pants are great. They are both sexy and practical. They are well put together and super soft to the touch. Just make sure you get the style you want if that is really important.
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School Girl
School Girl
Price: £0.99

2.0 out of 5 stars Too Dark and Dangerous for me...., 14 Jan. 2016
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This review is from: School Girl (Kindle Edition)
Poorly written, quite graphic, unsettling and a little uninteresting.

This is a short read. The book starts off with you wondering where its going then once the story gets going you soon realise its a little bit dark. The title is slightly off key, the woman in the book is told to escape her bonds and dress in an outfit. She does this but its by no means a nice cosplay story it seems a little too creepy and dangerous to me. My partner didn't even finish it as it left them feeling quite dirty, like they were watching a video nasty. I straggled through it just so I could write a review, how much of a waste of time that was.

Even for free this is a waste of time and effort. Maybe if your the sort of man who doesn't really like women then this might be for you.... otherwise do not bother


Ruby: From the Payton Inn Series
Ruby: From the Payton Inn Series
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4.0 out of 5 stars A refreshing change., 14 Jan. 2016
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A rather short story, more of a chapter than a whole book. While this was just a quick read both myself and my partner really enjoyed the book and the way it was written. Unlike a lot of the so called 'Erotic' fiction found on the kindle platform this book demonstrated a good amount of erotic charge. Its a slow burner but it burns with incredible heat, its not overly explicit and quite well worded without the need of too many slang terms that both myself and my partner find a bit of a turn off. This book was a great read for us and we exchanged messages after we read it knowing we would both have a good night, this book being the catalyst for it.

While I liked the scenario I did find that the male being a married man did somewhat put a downer on the story for me. I am not fond of people who cheat on their partner, even if it is with a paid escort as it is in this story. D.R.Peterson writes this from a third person perspective and the descriptions of the escort and her dress are fabulous, my partner commented that "you could just see her standing there unzipping her coat" I agree that the descriptions of Ruby are fabulous. Something else that was nice is that Ruby isn't some young eighteen year old dumb blond but a fully formed and professional woman. I won't go as far as to say she is empowered but she is certainly getting there.

I would have given this book 5 stars but there were a few minor irritations with spelling that just killed that. I will most certainly be looking out for more from D.R.Peterson and the Payton Inn Series.


Sexy Asian Girls: All Asian Girls Are Hot
Sexy Asian Girls: All Asian Girls Are Hot

2.0 out of 5 stars Not that sexy., 12 Jan. 2016
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This seems to be a collection of photos that have been collected from the Internet. The photos range from poor to average and have no real artistic merit. They are not finely finished or photos that inspire. There are some topless shot thrown in to the mix along with a little pubic hair it's not a book I will freely recommend as it is just too varied to appeal.


Are You Sure This Is Warming Up? A Tale of Barely Legal Double Penetration
Are You Sure This Is Warming Up? A Tale of Barely Legal Double Penetration
Price: £0.99

2.0 out of 5 stars Not as good as it could have been., 10 Jan. 2016
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Okay so this is a ten minute read and isn't meant to be anything other than a porno story, however It had potential to be better than it was.

The lead up to the sex scene was quite good and relatively nicely written. It is a shame that the sex scenes defaulted to the ordinary. There is some obvious stuff that happens and its graphically written but has no real passion and looses the erotic charge that is evident in the lead up to it. Its a bit boring in fact even my partner thought so, and he likes stories with two men and one women in the middle. He did make the point that one of the men in the story must have bee a magician to pull off one of his moves while his partners were still happily connected.

Its okay as a free read but its nothing outstanding and very run of the mill.


The Lady Jayn Eroticanthology: The Nurse's Office
The Lady Jayn Eroticanthology: The Nurse's Office
Price: £0.00

3.0 out of 5 stars Completely fantasy driven., 10 Jan. 2016
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The biggest problem here is that the book seems to have been translated from Japanese to English, either that or English is not the first language of the Author. This spoils the flow of many of the very short stories in this collection. Really these stories are just a collection of scenes and are just descriptions of the progression from initiating sex to completion of such. These scenes are written from a female point of view. They are pure fantasy and not of this reality and most would make great stories with a little more development.

I like the fact that most of these stories put the female in charge and make the male into a more nervous participant in the sex scenarios. This is no Dom. Sub. collection but it does give the female the upper hand in most cases. I liked it but my partner sent me a text from work after he read the collection with a less that enthusiastic review of the book, so it may not suite some male readers.

The opening story tells you about a Boy/Man that has a crush on a girl in an erotic video store and features a masturbation scene. The whole premise is so unreal. If you do not like a bit of fantasy you won't enjoy this book there is lots of just out of reality within these pages. The stories offer a good mix of scenarios from the boy at the video store to the wealthy lord who is date raped by his maid (dressed in leather).


Cool Japan Kawaii Kimono Photo Book two (Japanese Edition)
Cool Japan Kawaii Kimono Photo Book two (Japanese Edition)
Price: £3.28

5.0 out of 5 stars Simply Stunning, 6 Jan. 2016
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An amazing collection of photos that are both well composed and perfectly put together. You get here a lot of photos, some portrait and others landscape. This book is best viewed on a kindle Fire or similar device (iPad, etc).

The most beautiful costumes and models go together in perfect harmony. This is a collection of photos you will want to see again and again.

One set of photos in this book brings a more erotic feel to the page. Where the model lowers her costume to reveal her shoulders and cleavage. Later in the same set you get some leg exposure as well. Don't buy this book if you want to get your jollies by looking at naked flesh. This book is about beauty, and beautiful costume not naked or semi naked women.

Some of the shots here are truly beautiful and one showing only a face is quite simply stunning.


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