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Loose Onions: Submit To The Whims Of Your Master III
Loose Onions: Submit To The Whims Of Your Master III
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars As vile as the rest of this disgusting series of filthy sex 'books' - 5 stars!, 30 Jan 2014
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I'm a rather lowly and wretched creature with a short attention span and crippling sex addiction. When I'm not relieving myself in public toilets or shouting obscenities at women on the bus, I like nothing more than to settle down with a good (short) (e)book. Preferably one about rutting, spaffing, frottaging, billying and people's innards falling out due to excessive diddling. So Loose Onions is right up my street. It's a well-deserved 5 stars from me. Mind you, I'm a terrible person - so I'm not sure how reliable a literary critic I can be taken as.

AND there's a bit with a bottle of Champagne. And a revelation about Elton John that I'm almost certain is libellous.


Daphne's Drainage Dilemma: Submit To the Whims Of Your Master II
Daphne's Drainage Dilemma: Submit To the Whims Of Your Master II
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5.0 out of 5 stars Buy This Sick Filth!, 8 Nov 2012
For less than the price of a teaspoon of lager in That Bloody London, you can get your virtual hands on this virtual Viagra of a virtual 'e' (electronical) 'book'.

Joking apart, this is extremely amusing. I'm not being funny but this made me laugh. It's no joke to say that this will make you chortle*.

*if you're a character from a comic or something.


Submit To The Whims Of Your Master, Woman!
Submit To The Whims Of Your Master, Woman!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Submit to the QUIMS of this book, AUDIENCE!, 18 Sep 2012
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If you think you've read dirt. Filth. Grumble. Think again. you can take your 50 Shades and your Lady Chatterley and ravish them in a barn somewhere. THIS is the REAL JAZZ.

If you like laughing and rude things and want to be amazed at the sheer number of synonyms one man can come up with for genitals - download this bugger now!


Factual Healing
Factual Healing
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5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect dip for brain crisps, 3 Sep 2012
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This review is from: Factual Healing (Kindle Edition)
I downloaded this onto the Kindle app on my Apple telephone, knowing what a funny bugger Andy Dawson is because of a website called 'Twitter'. This is no Dostoevsky, granted. Dostoevsky wrote meandering Russian guff. This is cold hard facts distilled as words into a book that's not technically a book because you can't swipe an errant infant round the head with it. Still, it's a fantastic 'e-book' - a collection of hilarious facts, some of which I suspected weren't entirely accurate. Brilliant to dip in and out of at your leisure when you need a word-based hit of funny heroin. RECOMMENDED (this and heroin).


The Mablethorpe Connection
The Mablethorpe Connection
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Minder Meets Dirty Harry. In Lincolnshire. But Better Than That Sounds, 24 July 2012
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I've followed the amusing illustrations of author B P Perry for some time now, so I know he's a man capable of raising a few titters. But he's blown the roof off my titterbox with this thing... If you like laughing and reading books that aren't made of paper, then get on with it and buy the ruddy thing!
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