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Waeco MagicComfort MH-40 9101700023 Seat Cushion Heatable
Waeco MagicComfort MH-40 9101700023 Seat Cushion Heatable
Price: 36.04

1.0 out of 5 stars bloody crap car seat waisting my time with it, 19 Jan 2014
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Hi every one this is the second car heated seat i have brought of this make and the words crap fits its discription perfect. The first one i spent an hour fitting it and it was nice and snug and looked quality made but after plugging it in on the first initial try it didn't work. 2 doors down from me is a meccanic who tested my electrics and cigarette lighter and said they was ok, it was the heated seat that was faulty. So i thought looking at the seat it looks good quality and fits good, il order another one and maybe i just had a bad one. Seccond seat arrived today, this time though i clevered up a bit and thought i'm not gonna spend an hour fitting it like the last one il plug it in first and see if it works, and you've probably guessed the result, we plugged it in and it doesn't bloody work, the only thing thast got hot was my temper and not my ass. So will now have to look for another heated seat or emagrate to a hot country. But Amazon are very good and quick to act upon problems with customers that's why i always buy from Amazon. I will be returning this car seat and wouldn't reccommend them the manufacturers must be churning out car seats and not testing them in my opinion.


Outsmarting Google: SEO Secrets to Winning New Business (Que Biz-Tech)
Outsmarting Google: SEO Secrets to Winning New Business (Que Biz-Tech)
by Evan Bailyn
Edition: Paperback
Price: 11.66

1 of 5 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars SEO is not for adult load rubbish say the experts, 4 Jan 2014
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Hello every one please note that I am not a SEO expert far from it ,I own a adult website uk based right ok my review this SEO book gives some great advice and I have no problems with most of the advice apart from the bit that says if your adult website SEO is not for you quote page 10 he says simply put if your any kind of adult site SEO is not for you this statement is misleading and totally rubbish they say don't believe every think you read right as I said earlier I am no SEO expert so I spoke to several SEO people companies who are, when I quoted this book out smarting google told them what was wrote about adult they just lathed at me and said what a load of rubbish if SEO was not for adult PPC google would ban adult and the adult SEO companies who do my SEO would be out of business, so please any one reading this book if your adult website take it with a pinch of salt, I basically think the person who wrote this book is anti adult he as tarred all adult websites as no good just because some of them spam or do black hat tricks etc, but my website is clean every think is done white hat google webmaster tools reports every think is ok no problems, not all adult websites are the same I would use the same approach to my website SEO even if I was selling baby clothes but because it is an adult website OMG I must be no good stupid and ridiculous comes to mind when tarring every one with the same paint brush just realised amazon must be no good they sell adult sex toys I wonder if they don't do SEO as they sell adult.


Epson Expression Premium XP 800 Colour Multifunctional Printer
Epson Expression Premium XP 800 Colour Multifunctional Printer

5 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars classy looking pice of junk, 26 Sep 2013
Hello every one ,i have been using Epson printers for years and i am approaching 50 ,so i like to think i am quite used to Epson printers ,and up till now i usually praise them as great printers ,except for this Epson XP 800 ,the paper jams ,it dose not like thick paper thin paper ,the dvd or cd wont work properly with my pc software ,even after the ussual reinstall of software etc ,i am using windows 7 64 bit ,to sum it up if you want a printer that lookes great but performs crap then this printer is for you ,i am now after owning this piece of junk taking it back to pc world ,replacing it with the Epson stylus photo 1500w of which my mate as one ,and he praises it more then his wife .joking to the side if you look at the way the paper loads it under neath and the top feed as to go into a circle to feed and come out ,crap design on purpose to save footprint ,or space ,so to save space you carn't print properly ,i honesty dont think you can beat the back feeding paper loaders ,the printers where you place the paper facing down ward at the back ,i have all ways had this type of printer and never had a problem ,


NERO 12 Platinum (PC)
NERO 12 Platinum (PC)
Price: 55.13

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars crap, 1 July 2013
This review is from: NERO 12 Platinum (PC) (CD-ROM)
blue ray player dosent work ,i read all the other reviews about this nero 12 and all the negative comments thinking its probably just the customers dont know what there doing etc ,i have been using nero products for years and dvd fab for years ,and i can say this is nero 12 crap ,i have registered using the serial number provided ,but every time i go to use the product keeps saying register ,the blue ray player wont even play ordinary discs ,im not at all happy with this ,sent support request 2 days ago no one as helped me yet ,an update will what can i say another day and still no nero help from support i have emailed about 7 times now to this crap non exist nero ,im glad i paid with paypal i will file dispute to get my money back .
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Mirror 260GSM Resin Coated Gloss Photo Paper 4x6" - 50 Pack
Mirror 260GSM Resin Coated Gloss Photo Paper 4x6" - 50 Pack

5.0 out of 5 stars great paper, 14 Jan 2013
i have used this mirror photo paper loads of times in my opinion its realy good lovely colors dosent jam printer ,dryes quick ,i have tryed all sorts of paper and this is a favorite of mine and would recomend it ,


Hen Night Red Furry Handcuffs
Hen Night Red Furry Handcuffs
Offered by Bargain Warehouse
Price: 1.39

5.0 out of 5 stars Great fun and cheap as well,, 15 Dec 2012
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Great furry red handcuffs ,looked all over the net to buy some of these ended up on amazon and sextoyshopit.co.uk coudnt make my mind up weather to buy these or the metal handcuffs ,and in the end my partner said she wanted these red ones so i brought them ,fun red furry ,cheap ,i carnt honestly see how you can go wrong with them ,


Epson Expression Home XP-405 Touch panel Small-In-One with Wi-Fi Printer
Epson Expression Home XP-405 Touch panel Small-In-One with Wi-Fi Printer
Offered by Ballicom International
Price: 80.69

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars ok printer, 29 Nov 2012
this printer is ok ,its a bit thirsty with ink ,and as one commment was said drinks like George best ,i thought i would have to agree with that funny statement ,i have all ways brought Epson printers and ussaly i can say they are great ,not to sure about this one ,i might sell it on ,and consider another one ,i will stick with Epson ,as i find that they are great printers ,but this one not sure i like it ,


Epson S041749 A4 Bright White Inkjet Paper (500 Sheets)
Epson S041749 A4 Bright White Inkjet Paper (500 Sheets)
Price: 6.95

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Epson bright white a4 paper great quality, 29 Nov 2012
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Hello every one ,this Epson a4 bright white paper is great ,i must admit to buying loads of this a 4 paper of all different makes suppliers etc ,most of it does the job ,but this Epson paper is a bit better in my opinion ,dosent jam printer works great for invoices letter heads etc,i run an online adult products for adult people website called sextoyshopit.co.uk and i can honestly say this paper is great for this purpose ,i will diffently buy from amazon this paper again .saying that i buy most of my products from amazon of wich i think are a great company as well ,so if your after a great quality paper for printing etc ,i can recomend this paper ,


Big Tits Boss #011 - DVD
Big Tits Boss #011 - DVD

5.0 out of 5 stars Great dvd, 12 July 2012
This review is from: Big Tits Boss #011 - DVD (DVD)
This is a great dvd ,for tit fans ,lovely natural looking girls in this one that are busty ,and like to tease you in there seductive ways ,so dont up set the boss ,especialy big tit bosses ,i can say i brought this from sextoyloveworld and they oviously sell it on amazon as well ,you carnt go wrong with this dvd if you like busty babes .


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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent lubricant top marks, 3 Jun 2012
this is one of the best lubricants money can buy it slippery lasts longer ,me and my wife have tryed all sorts lubricants ,we ussaly buy from Sextoyshopit, they have a great selection ,but didnt realise amazon sell it as well ,i carnt praise it enough


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