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The Sinatra Christmas Album
The Sinatra Christmas Album
Price: £4.99

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Album, 10 Jan. 2014
This is a great Christmas album and ranks as one the greatest all of time, alongside the one by Nat King Cole.
It's a pity that Sinatra was a bit of a nutter though. Still he made up for it with a great voice.


Andrew James Professional Whole Fruit Power Juicer, Includes 2 Year Warranty, Juice Jug And Cleaning Brush
Andrew James Professional Whole Fruit Power Juicer, Includes 2 Year Warranty, Juice Jug And Cleaning Brush
Offered by Andrew James UK LTD
Price: £99.95

1 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Beware the word Professional, 20 Feb. 2013
Andrew James products stamps the word Professional on all it's Juicer's. That's just a cheap marketing trick, that's as old as the hills. Please don't be fooled by this Del Boy type tactic.
It can't be a "Professional" brand for this cheap selling price. A proper Professional brand would cost many hundreds of pounds of real money.
Sorry but they are the facts of life as far as marketing tricks go. For many people this trick actually works !


Breville VTT233 Black 4 Slice Toaster
Breville VTT233 Black 4 Slice Toaster
Price: £22.99

4 of 6 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars not fit for purpose., 18 Feb. 2013
Breville is actually breaking the trading law in this case. The product is not fit for purpose.
Namely it is a 4 slice toaster that will not toast 4 slices of bread ! Which of course is useless.
Breville should not market this product in the UK.
Trading standards should be informed of this breach of the law.


IOGEAR Bluetooth 2.0 USB Micro Adapter GBU421 - Network adapter - USB - Bluetooth 2.0 EDR - Class 2
IOGEAR Bluetooth 2.0 USB Micro Adapter GBU421 - Network adapter - USB - Bluetooth 2.0 EDR - Class 2

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Expensive !, 22 Jan. 2013
This item is over 2 and half times more expensive than on Amazon.com.
Do yourself a favour, when the referendum to get out of the EU comes your way, vote YES.
when we first joined Europe back in the 70's, prices doubled overnight. Giving rise to the expression "Treasure Island" when referring to poor stupid rip off Britain. Simply compare the price of ANY product to the price in the USA. You'll find on average that 2 and half times more expensive is a general rule.
Comment Comment (1) | Permalink | Most recent comment: Feb 4, 2013 6:34 PM GMT


Mens famous DUNLOP elasticated gusset slippers Black, Navy & Burgundy UK sizes 6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,
Mens famous DUNLOP elasticated gusset slippers Black, Navy & Burgundy UK sizes 6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,
Price: £8.99 - £17.99

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Disintegration city !, 12 Dec. 2012
Verified Purchase(What is this?)
These were the best most comfortable slippers I every wore, and appeared to be very well manufactured.
Unfortunately they fall apart very quickly within 2 months of light use.
I have no problem with the uppers they are still perfect. Its the rubber soles and sides that have disintegrated.
The rubber is not vulcanised or something.
Very strange when you consider Dunlop were one of the inventors of the vulcanisation process.
How weird is that !
Still going to buy another pair though. I will get about 3 months of use out of them and be comfortable in the process.
Unless you want comfortable slippers please don't buy these unmerchantable quality goods.


DRiBOX FL-1859-330 IP55 Large Weatherproof Box- Black
DRiBOX FL-1859-330 IP55 Large Weatherproof Box- Black
Offered by Delightful-UK
Price: £16.23

7 of 45 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Seems Overpriced, 16 Mar. 2012
Come on previous reviewers this thing is just a plastic box for crying out loud !
a little under £20 pounds for a plastic box. The manufacturers must be having a good laugh all the way to the bank.
It probably costs pennies to make just a plastic box.
My suspicions are, that most of the reviewers of this item, work for the manufacturer.
Simply buy a plastic box from poundland and drill some holes in it ! £2.00 instead of £20.00.
Comment Comments (8) | Permalink | Most recent comment: Mar 1, 2015 8:01 PM GMT


ARCTIC MX-2 Thermal Paste
ARCTIC MX-2 Thermal Paste
Offered by AVIDES u.k.
Price: £3.36

5.0 out of 5 stars instructions how to apply, 1 Feb. 2012
Remember that the mx-2 paste is applied by just putting a blob in the centre. Then after putting the heat-sink back, give a little twist to make sure there are no air bubbles. Don't spread it !
This paste is also non conductive, so don't worry about it blowing up the motherboard.


D-Link ShareCenter Pulse 2-bay Network Storage Enclosure
D-Link ShareCenter Pulse 2-bay Network Storage Enclosure
Price: £45.62

3 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Which Review do you believe ?, 11 July 2011
Fast, reliable ,easy NAS for Sharing films ,photos ,apps on network
OR
Basic and fairly slow but does the job.

OK Which review is telling the truth ?
Has everybody gone barking mad ?


Soundasleep The Original Speaker Pillow
Soundasleep The Original Speaker Pillow
Price: £17.76

0 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Buy 2 for Stereo !, 2 Sept. 2010
Verified Purchase(What is this?)
I Bought 2 of these pillows to improve the design.
I unpicked about 4 inches of the stitching from the edge closest to the speaker wire on each pillow.
Then for extra comfort took some of the excellent stuffing from one pillow to pad out the second pillow.
then by simply joining the 2 speakers together with an adapter and reinserting into the second pillow, (The speakers are only just placed into the stuffing, not fixed in any way) created a stereo version of the pillow. Then simply re-sew the edge back.
By laying on your back you get perfect stereo sound !
You can also employ a mono switch if you want the same audio from both speakers ( If you lay on your side with your ear closest to any one speaker for example).
The adapters and switch can be obtained from Ebay (the cheapest way) or Maplin if you want to be ripped off.
Comment Comments (2) | Permalink | Most recent comment: Sep 21, 2010 12:39 PM BST


Popcorn Hour C-200 - Digital multimedia Player - 0 GB
Popcorn Hour C-200 - Digital multimedia Player - 0 GB

5 of 48 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Blu-Ray ISO, 13 Jan. 2010
I do not own this product. But it will play the illusive Blu-ray ISO media with full menu support. Just in case anybody is interested in this feature. All reviews floating around the Internet seem to indicate this is an incredible machine with excellent customer support. Popcorn Hour are truly in the business of supporting home media playback. This machine will fully free you of being harnessed to your PC for all media playback. It even includes an option to install a BD drive.
The only other machine on the market today that comes close to this product is the HDI Dune Prime. Which is also good apparently, but is more expensive than the Popcorn Hour. But there is a standard HDI Dune machine available without the BD drive capability . It still plays BD ISO's though.
Comment Comments (4) | Permalink | Most recent comment: Oct 23, 2012 2:12 PM BST


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