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Sheezus
Sheezus
Price: 8.00

16 of 38 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars -a new depth has been plumbed., 9 May 2014
This review is from: Sheezus (Audio CD)
This has to be one of the worst pieces of trite,naff flotsam ever committed to recording. Vile,plastic little rich,mockney-brat once again pretending to be 'street' and 'cool' when in fact she is a champagne-sipping, publicity-grubbing media hound about as far removed from 'the streets' as it's possible to be. She shlepps around the globe having selfishly cast aside her husband and kids to follow whatever and whoever is deemed to be trendy at the moment,in the vain hope that she will be considered relevant or interesting. Hypocrisy spills from her every orifice -yet inexplicably she seems to have the national news-reporting slavishly waiting on her every move as if she were some head of state,oh well we build up these little nobodies into what they are and the lowest common-denominator keep her in silver spoons to push up her backside.
This CD is rubbish -pure and simple.
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Kiss Me Once
Kiss Me Once
Price: 8.99

0 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Shameful insult to her dwindling fanbase., 17 Mar 2014
This review is from: Kiss Me Once (MP3 Download)
Silly little Kylie Minogue has backed herself into a corner and shot herself in the foot with her recent output and it's come back to bite her now. By aiming her output squarely at gay men and performing almost exclusively in that type of environment she has alienated any of those floating buyers and the 10year-old girls who used to waste their parent's money on her shoddy,novelty product. I'm sure I'll bring the wrath of her hissy-fitting protectors -but check out the charts! Her lead single barely scraped into the Top40 and this album has, after 7 weeks dropped to number 70-something -which bears out my assumption that all is not well with the faceless committee who pull the strings for the Minogue-puppet-child and it will probably drop out of the Top100 next week. She just ain't selling anymore. All of this after the most relentless publicity campaign in modern history -she has been given more column inches than any real news story in that time,her goofy,toothy,Botoxed old mug has been on the TV every time you turn it on and the media have been bending over backwards to build the hype......and this is what she has unfortunately squeezed out. If you bought it,don't you feel you've been had? So far past her 'Best Before' date,it's embarrassing and proven to be a self-absorbed,self-loving narcissist with the intellect of a housefly larvae through her toe-curling appearances on that BBC drivel 'The Voice' the general public at large have seen her as she really is and they evidently have not liked what they saw. Let's face it, nobody wants to watch a 45yr-old woman-child acting like a spoilt brat at a birthday party who demands that they are the centre of everybody's attention, do they?
Anyway,to the CD in question -was unlucky to hear some of it played in a pub recently and it was rubbish,utterly without merit and with no memorable tunes or hooks on it, it was actually making people cringe and laugh. The best I could say about it was that it was totally forgettable formula electropap, supposedly sexy, with dance music on it -I disagree, play this if you want to clear a dancefloor......unless it's in a gay-bar.
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X
X
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: 1.50

1 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars It's rubbish., 7 Feb 2014
This review is from: X (Audio CD)
It's rubbish -but that's ok, because when you talk about Minogue that's the best you can expect. She's no singer and bury her voice deep in the mix, cram it through the Autotune machine or fade it into the background -she still sounds dreadful. This woman is a sound-engineer's and producer's worst nightmare, there's just nothing to work with! My advice is to avoid -and should you be unfortunate to hear her strangulated, flatulent, methane excuse of a voice go see a priest and beg that God forgives your sins and flushes the sound from your memory.
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Sarah Millican - The Biography of the Funniest Woman in Britain
Sarah Millican - The Biography of the Funniest Woman in Britain
Price: 1.79

2 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Why?, 27 Nov 2013
Who is she? Why is she? and What is she? Cannot see any point in this creature blocking the U-bend of humanity.Please somebody flush her away.


Is It Just Me?
Is It Just Me?
Price: 3.49

0 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Oaf!, 27 Nov 2013
This review is from: Is It Just Me? (Kindle Edition)
If you're a bird you might enjoy this nonsense -if you're a thick bird you'll definitely enjoy this nonsense. I'm not -and frankly I wouldn't waste a second of my life reading such garbage. Just being honest.


Aphrodite
Aphrodite
Offered by Bridge_Records
Price: 2.90

1 of 5 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars 12-year old's asthma attack., 24 Oct 2013
This review is from: Aphrodite (Audio CD)
Here we go again -more drivel from this squawky,squeaky comedy act. This is music created by a panel and fronted by the paralysed features of over-the-hill Australian Botox-addict Minogue. Like the rest of the product with her name on it,it is more suited to a Primary School disco rather than any serious music lovers collection. Music by committee -buy it and you've been had.
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Escapology [Explicit Lyrics]
Escapology [Explicit Lyrics]
Offered by DVD Overstocks
Price: 4.50

1.0 out of 5 stars Execrable., 22 Oct 2013
Another absolute zero for this dud-stinker of a CD. Nothing of worth on this disgraceful effort and he just becomes more dislikable by the minute. Check the cover of this joke of an album and pray that somebody cuts the rope.
RUBBISH!


The Abbey Road Sessions
The Abbey Road Sessions
Price: 3.69

9 of 95 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars So bad it smells, 5 Nov 2012
This review is from: The Abbey Road Sessions (Audio CD)
This is nothing more than a conceit and a blatant attempt by the wizened gargoyle of pop to milk the christmas teat and a shameless cash-in at this time of year.Truly the most cynical of cynical marketing and utterly without worth.
Does anyone really need this? The little botoxed brat produces a flatulent,strangled noise when it 'sings' and no amount of layered production or Autotune can disguise this.So re-hashes of her previous attempts is an irrelevance,as is this CD.
Don't even get me started about that Photoshopped airbrushed picture on the front please!
Abbey Road -legends have recorded here,but now this rubbish has darkened the door.....what next -the Cheeky Girls re-imagine their glorious string of hits or Jedward sing a Beatles medley -God forbid.
This is a novelty record and will hold no attraction for anybody that appreciates real music.
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Take The Crown [Deluxe]
Take The Crown [Deluxe]
Offered by MasterDVD
Price: 5.99

18 of 44 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Pure GARBAGE, 5 Nov 2012
This review is from: Take The Crown [Deluxe] (Audio CD)
Here we have another example of a vain,fat,irrelevant has-been trying to re-live his former notoriety.A blatant attempt to cash in on the cash-cow that is the Christmas market -but is instead a massive turkey,rather like the rest of his vaccuous,empty indulgent back-catalogue.Williams is now a comedy character who is looking more like Mr Toad everyday or a cross between Norman Wisdom and Les Dawson.
Why does a middle-aged overweight Tourette's sufferer still feel the need to inflict this trash on the general public after the diminishing returns of his previous offerings.He's still trying to convince us of what a bad-boy he is is -but it's all so passe now,it's old-hat and nobody cares anymore apart from overweight housewives who still dream of being twenty years younger.
This is sad rubbish made by an arrogant oaf who still believes he is a little bit 'out there' a lttle bit 'dangerous' and 'edgy' -he is none of these......he is just -well,irrelevant and this will sell like cold sick.
Anyone who buys this will play it once and realise that it is just garbage and never play it again -but hey,there will be some longevity for this after all,it is just made to prop up car-boot sales for years to come.Save yourself a few quid if you are deluded enough to consider buying this -it will be available for 50p all over the country on any Sunday morning in a car-park near you.
Shame on you Blobbie Williams -you REALLY have a nerve offering this guff to gullible simpletons,you should be ashamed of yourself.
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The Human Centipede [First Sequence] (Directors Cut) [DVD]
The Human Centipede [First Sequence] (Directors Cut) [DVD]
Dvd ~ Dieter Laser
Price: 8.08

13 of 21 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Steaming brown pile!, 31 Mar 2011
This is without doubt the worst film i have ever seen in all my life-and i was once forced to sit through Mannequin,so i've seen my share of faeces!
I hated every single second of this trash,not because it was outrageous or shocking-it was simply bad.To sell it as being medically feasible is plainly b/s too,it's medically possible in the same way as grafting a human penis onto your forehead is possible.God give me strength!It wasn't sick or upsetting,it wasn't psychologically chilling or thrilling.It lacked any accessible characterization or acting talent,the plot was truly laughable,there was no suspense or surprise element,if they make a follow-up to this i will bring a civil action against the director and subject him to a procedure where his head is inserted into his own anus for a film i've just decided i'm going to make-hey,it's medically possible!
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