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Sex Tape
Sex Tape
Dvd
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1.0 out of 5 stars Don't bother., 8 Feb. 2015
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This review is from: Sex Tape (Blu-ray)
Foul language instead of laughs. Diabolical crap.


Under the Skin
Under the Skin
Dvd
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4 of 11 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Do not rent this., 4 Nov. 2014
This review is from: Under the Skin (Blu-ray)
One of, if not THE, worst most boring films I've ever seen. Have the FF button hand. It's a stinker.


Non-Stop
Non-Stop
Dvd
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0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A transatlantic flight with two cabin crew?, 1 Sept. 2014
This review is from: Non-Stop (Blu-ray)
As cabin crew I couldn't help but notice all the anomalies but apart from that it was a good film.


Divergent
Divergent
Dvd
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6 of 9 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining if you're a twelve year old girl., 12 Aug. 2014
This review is from: Divergent (DVD)
Twilight without the vampires.


Spirit Hunters
Spirit Hunters
Dvd
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1.0 out of 5 stars Avoid at all costs., 8 Aug. 2014
This review is from: Spirit Hunters (DVD)
Simply dreadful. Wooden acting and rubbish plot. Seen scarier Scooby Doo's


Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
Dvd
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0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars More 'real life' wobble cam tripe., 26 July 2014
If the Chuckle brothers were paid £2.30 to make the worst horror film imaginable it wouldn't be as bad as this. I've had scarier gas bills.


White House Down
White House Down
Dvd
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2 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Far too long., 31 Mar. 2014
This review is from: White House Down (Blu-ray)
Sometimes you think a film is never going to end. This is one of them. This piffle just goes on and on and on. Cartoon explosions, cartoon helicopters. So stupid


Ghost Shark
Ghost Shark
Dvd
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars This is absolutely dreadful, 29 Mar. 2014
This review is from: Ghost Shark (Blu-ray)
Sometimes a film can be so bad it's good. This isn't one of them. It's God awful and everyone in it should be ashamed of themselves.


Ender's Game
Ender's Game
Dvd
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6 of 9 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Harry Potter meets Spy Kids in space, 22 Mar. 2014
This review is from: Ender's Game (Blu-ray)
The first hour is spent learning astro-quidditch and the rest is a video game. Ben Kingsley sounds like a South African Maori and Harrison Ford must have needed the money. Excellent special effects sadly wasted on this predictable tripe.
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Clear-Seal Aquarium Crown Hood 30 X 12
Clear-Seal Aquarium Crown Hood 30 X 12
Offered by Mighty Oak Trading

1.0 out of 5 stars Total ripoff for wat you get, 27 Sept. 2013
I have absolutely no idea how you are supposed to add a light fitting to this. It will keep the fish from jumping out 'till I buy a proper hood.


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