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Manchurian Candidate [DVD] [2004] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Manchurian Candidate [DVD] [2004] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Dvd ~ Denzel Washington
Offered by AbundaTrade
Price: £1.20

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Once again with feeling., 19 July 2006
As modernised remakes go, this is by no means bad. Washington as Major Marco puts in a good if a little wooden performance against Liev Schreiber's vice-presidential candidate and platoon sergeant. The plot is a thriller and typical corporate America conspiracy with perhaps the nastiest performance I've seen in a long while from Meryl Streep.

I'm not sure that this movie needed to be updated and remade as the original was so damned good, however, it was timely and caught a wave. On the whole the production stands, it is a good movie in its own right, well set, flowed well and kept me on the edge of my seat. At the low price it is currently being offered at it is probably cheaper to buy it and watch it than rent. I liked it, I've watched it a couple of times, and I'll probably watch it once or twice again before I pass it on.


Manchurian Candidate, The [DVD] [2004]
Manchurian Candidate, The [DVD] [2004]
Dvd ~ Denzel Washington
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £2.72

4 of 6 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Once again, this time with feeling, 19 July 2006
As modernised remakes go, this is by no means bad. Washington as Major Marco puts in a good if a little wooden performance against Liev Schreiber's vice-presidential candidate and platoon sergeant. The plot is a thriller and typical corporate America conspiracy with perhaps the nastiest performance I've seen in a long while from Meryl Streep.

I'm not sure that this movie needed to be updated and remade as the original was so damned good, however, it was timely and caught a wave. On the whole the production stands, it is a good movie in its own right, well set, flowed well and kept me on the edge of my seat. At the low price it is currently being offered at it is probably cheaper to buy it and watch it than rent. I liked it, I've watched it a couple of times, and I'll probably watch it once or twice again before I pass it on.


Love, Honour And Obey [DVD] [2000]
Love, Honour And Obey [DVD] [2000]
Dvd ~ Sadie Frost
Price: £2.64

21 of 24 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Don't Mack me off like a two bob!, 19 July 2006
No I don't know what that means, and neither does Ray Kreed, Daddy of the North London boys. Facing Ray across the river is Sean and the South London boys, a man of taste with his decent champagne, his classy bars, and his tendency to make up words as he goes along.

Love, Honour & Obey is a gangster movie following the progress of Johnny (Johnny Lee Miller) in joining his mate Jude's gang (Jude Law) headed up by Ray Kreed (Ray Winstone - who else). They run scams, they fight with South London and throughout it all Fat Alan gets stabbed, beaten up, drugged, forced to eat dog food, and blown up until he thinks it's about time he gets another line of work.

A London Gangster movie with an edge overlaid with some highly funny moments, particularly the boys disguised as arabs trying to knick a load of diamonds after taking some viagra. Clearly made on the cheap - why spend the wedge when you don't need to - and stuffed with cracking one liners and some karaoke performances that stun - Sean and Trevors "Fireball XL5" duet and the opening "Avenues and Alleyways" by the North London Mob musically punctuate a great movie.

Special moments include Kath & Ray (the other Ray) solving his erectile dysfunction and Fat Alan demonstrating his hand to hand combat skills and ending up in hospital. A raft of great performances in a film appeared in, written and directed by Dominic Anciano and Ray Burdis, writers of "Operation Good Guys" and "Final Cut".

I loved this film, I've watched it many times and the one liners never fail to make me laugh, especially Ray Kreed to the TV Soap Director "Shut up you, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river" - I suppose you had to be there.
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American Pie Presents: Band Camp [DVD]
American Pie Presents: Band Camp [DVD]
Dvd ~ Arielle Kebbel
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £2.72

7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Stale Pie, 19 July 2006
Well most of the seriously funny franchises slowly degenerate until they're but pigmys walking in the shadows of giants - take a look at National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation II, need I say more. American Pie Presents Band Camp unfortunately is no exception. Like all of the weaker siblings this too maintains a character or so from the originally success, the hilarius Eugene Levy reprising his role as Jim's Dad, this time he's a camp counsellor (I wonder what happened to Jim's Mom?) and of course Stifler's little brother.

The idea seems to be sound although the majority of the Band Camp gags seem to have been played out in full in American Pie 1 & 2.

Poor on the whole with the odd flash of high comedy, and on the whole pretty forgettable. As one or two of the other reviewers have demonstrated it will probably appeal to the younger more adolescent audience for its girls and basic humour.

Not a slice of pie that I'll bother to keep, so second hand shop here I come.


The Producers [UMD Mini for PSP]
The Producers [UMD Mini for PSP]
Dvd ~ Nathan Lane
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £6.99

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars It's Springtime for Hitler and Germany, 19 July 2006
What a fantastic idea! Making more money from a show that bombs than from a successful one. The question being what show is guaranteed to flop. Max Bialystock (Nathan Lane) and Leo Bloom (Matthew Broderick) find that show - Franz Leibkind's "Springtime for Hitler", a Third Reich Romp. "The Producers" charts their progress in finding the show and putting it on.

The story though is not new as Mel Brooks made the original (non-musical) back in 1968 with Zero Mostel (Bialystock) and Gene Wilder (Bloom). Having been a fan of the original, I wondered about the whole remake culture and how generally remakes suck. That having been said, I first went and saw "The Producers" in London's West End and saw a revitalised but still very recognisable romp with the best production number of "Springtime for Hitler" that I've ever seen. I had a great time, but returning to the DVD, the first thing that struck me was that the run was truncated and the second number of the show relagated to the Deleted Scenes section of the disc. Disappointing.

For the rest of the movie I suppose I felt two things:

(1) - Wow a fantastic job Corey English and Reece Shearsmith did on stage when compared to Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick in the movie, and..

(2) - Some of the gags and songs fall kind of flat without the atmosphere of the theatre and the live audience.

Nevertheless the 2005 release of the updated musical version of the original has some inspired performances and wonderful set pieces. Specifically noteworthy are Will Ferrell as Franz Leibkind and Desperate Housewives' Roger Bart as Carmen Ghia.

Stage shows always have their difficulties in moving to the silver screen and "The Producers (2005)" is no exception, however, in my opinion it still works. The DVD extras, especially the out takes are hilarious, and make sure that you watch the credits all the way through for the very last song.

While watching, make sure you have your blue blankie handy just in case!


GEAR4 PowerTrip II - 12V Car Charger for all iPods inc Shuffle, Nano and Video - White
GEAR4 PowerTrip II - 12V Car Charger for all iPods inc Shuffle, Nano and Video - White
Offered by TriStar Electronics Ltd
Price: £14.35

31 of 32 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A Must for those long journeys, 19 July 2006
I got this product free with the GEAR4 iPod charger and it is one of the best freebies I've ever had - to be honest I would have bought one anyway. It just plugs into the cigarette lighter or a 12v power connector in your car and charges your iPod. A word of advice though is that I'd unplug before starting the engine to avoid any surging and risk of popping the inline fuse.

This has become a permanent accessory in the car. It is cheap and it does what it says on the label.


War Of The Worlds (2 Disc Special Edition) [2005] [DVD]
War Of The Worlds (2 Disc Special Edition) [2005] [DVD]
Dvd ~ Tom Cruise
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £2.70

2 of 7 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent Tripods but overly simple story, 19 July 2006
An interesting movie dependent on what you're looking for. Action, oh yes, plenty. Special FX, more than you can shake a mechanised tentacle at. Story? Hmm, okay so there's this guy who has some kids and when the aliens come they run for it and try to get to the kids' Mom.

Heavyweight Sci-fi? Not even vaguely, strange bearing in mind the pedigree of the movie with HG Wells as the creator and Spielberg as the movie maker. Even so I felt that Tom Cruise actually put some acting effort into this film for a change and Dakota Fanning was as ever excellent as his on screen daughter. The Tripods were fantastic, if a little lacking in history and explanation, and the limited adherence to the original story wasn't bad.

The film was above average and at these prices pretty good value. I enjoyed it but only because I didn't look too closely at the Sci-Fi as a big chunk of the movie seemed to be missing. If you like Tom Cruise and action movies then go for it, otherwise rent it / borrow it and if you like it, buy one.


The Constant Gardener [DVD] [2005]
The Constant Gardener [DVD] [2005]
Dvd ~ Ralph Fiennes
Offered by A ENTERTAINMENT
Price: £2.59

27 of 31 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Real "Out of Africa", 16 July 2006
The Constant Gardner is a story woven about the life and death of the wife of a British Diplomat, Tessa Quayle (Rachel Weisz), and the unmasking of a conspiracy that threatens to cripple Anglo-Kenyan relations. Ralph Fiennes as the diplomat, Justin Quayle, exhibits classic, even stereo-typical British cool in investigating the real reasons for his young wife's demise, while showing an insight into the strains and pressures of ex-pat officialdom. Weisz appears throughout the film in flash back, but brings the 'right-on' Tessa to life.

Some truly undesirable notions are brought to the audience's attention, and the film doesn't particularly rose tint them, which just emphasises some of the realities of how we in the developed 'west' salve our guilt about sickness and poverty in Africa. Perhaps a mite condescending in the way it was depicted, maybe even a little patronising.

The novel's ending stopped a little short and left me wondering what would happen next, particularly in London, however, the movie takes Le Carres work and extends it a little to provide that information. This is a film I enjoyed and certainly appreciated being given it as a present. Not an easy movie by any measure and probably not the one to watch if you want light entertainment, but it will challenge your preconceptions and show you an Africa that falls between the old empire and pleas for foreign aid.
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Monty Python: The Movies (4 Disc Box Set) [DVD]
Monty Python: The Movies (4 Disc Box Set) [DVD]
Dvd ~ John Cleese
Offered by BIG Bargains
Price: £24.99

18 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Just how much humour can you cram into one boxed set?, 16 July 2006
WOW! This has just got to be one of my all time favourite collections. This set shows the evolution of some of the finest humour ever to have graced the small and silver screens. "And now for something completely different" extended the format that was successfully used in the seminal TV show incorporating many of the funniest sketches ever shown. If I were to say Parrot Sketch, The Lumberjack Song, and Nudge Nudge Wink Wink I'd be just scratching the surface.

"Holy Grail" introduces us to the dreaded killer rabbit, the Knight who say Ni! and the best battlement hurled insults I've ever enjoyed - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! "Life of Brian" pokes (or rather deliberately doesn't poke) fun at what is possibly one of the greatest stories ever told, and in doing so earned the wrath of many small minded and insecure people, but gave us fantastic one liners like "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" and "Romanii Eunt Domus - People called Romans they go the house? What's that supposed to mean?" Who can forget the classic scene in Pilate's chamber when you can see Michael Palin contorting his face in trying not to laugh while explaining that he "has a gweat fwiend in Wome". And at the last, the greatest song of all time "Always look on the bright side of life" complete with dancing corpses and crucifixees.

"The Meaning of Life" is in my opinion the best of the crop. The pinnacle of python humour refined to the purest gags. School took on a new angle for me, and the truly brilliant (and mostly scientifically accurate) Amazing and Expanding Universe song just provided a crowning moment in the movie. Gathered together, this collection should come with a health warning - "WARNING: These movies can seriously warp your sense of humour and can cause excessive and uncontrollable laughter".

Buy this set at your peril, but believe me it is worth the risk.


Man on the Moon [DVD] [1999]
Man on the Moon [DVD] [1999]
Dvd ~ Jim Carrey
Price: £5.00

7 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Thank you very much., 16 July 2006
This review is from: Man on the Moon [DVD] [1999] (DVD)
Man on the Moon, a movie I watched purely because I liked the REM track, a movie I thoroughly enjoyed. In fact I enjoyed it so much I bought a copy. The movie itself represents some of Jim Carrey's finest work in creating an accurate and believable representation of the often controversial but always hilarious Andy Kaufman.

Through Carrey's performance we see the conception and development of Kaufman's favourite characters, his goofy Elvis, the obnoxious Tony Clifton and Taxi's Latka Gravas. We also see some of Kaufman's off the wall comic genius replicated by Carrey, some of Andy's bad taste gags, and in my opinion the best presentation from beyond the grave that I've ever seen.

Most of us in the UK know Andy Kaufman only as Latka in his grubby white overalls and his squeaky staccato speech, but this movie shows us that Andy was so much more. His cross-gender wrestling was both bizarre and hysterically funny, his mad cap Saturday Night live performances (I'll never watch Mighty Mouse the same way again!), and his almost psychopathic desire to make people laugh.

A great movie and in the words of Latka the best mechanic in New York, "Thank you very much!"


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