I like jars. Don't we all?

But jars are rarely snazzy. Because they're jars.

Not any more though!

Thanks to this book all my jars are snazzy now. I'm surrounded by snazzy jars.

So why can't I stop crying?

These make your shoes smell lovely and fresh but be warned, they also make it difficult to walk.

You see, there isn't enough room in your average shoe for a foot and one of these balls.

My advice is to walk on your tip toes with a ball positioned under the heel area.

You'll fall over less and less as you adjust.

Just focus on the fresh smell of your feet!

Socks in general are great, but these are King of the Socks.

They're genius. No-one can see them, so you can wear socks to your heart's content and nobody need know about it but you!

This suits me down to the ground because I am an incredibly paranoid individual.

Are you interested in the world outlook for margarine, butter blends, and butter substitutes for the period of 2007-2012?

Are you so interested that you would be prepared to pay £795 for this information?

Or perhaps you are not interested in this topic at all but are in some sort of Brewster's Millions type situation where you have to waste $30 billion in 30 days?

Either way, you're in luck.

This has the dual advantage of making your car smell nice and commemorating Princess Diana, Queen of Hearts.

Yes, the fragrance will fade out long before the legend ever will, but you can just buy another one.

This Nick Clegg toilet seat cover is not only beautiful to look at - offering that elusive finishing touch, that x factor, that je ne sais quoi - but it also doubles up as an excellent metaphor for Nick Clegg's career. Double win.

There are plenty of pet psychic books available on here, but this one is a cut above the rest, because it is about celebrity pets.

(Celebrities, and by association their pets, are much more interesting than the rest of us. None of us want to hear the thoughts of an ordinary person's dog. BORING!!!!!)

If you have always wanted to know what Stephanie Beacham's dog is thinking, then this is the book for you.

This is a super fun Islamic colouring book.

Super fun.

That being said, don't get carried away and improvise.

I drew a picture of the Prophet Muhammad and the fun came to a sudden halt.

Stay within the lines.

When the hen steps on the feet of her chicken, she does not mean to kill them.

So true.

I'm glad someone finally put this on a mouse mat.

The Bible is fun!

I think my favourite fun part of the Bible is Isaiah 13:15-18:

Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. Their homes will be sacked and their wives raped by the attacking hordes. For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off. The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows. They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children.

Sadly that bit doesn't feature in this Gigantic Book of Bible Fun.

They must have forgotten about it.