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Premier Housewares 7 Photo Multi Frame - 98 x 41 cm - Black
Premier Housewares 7 Photo Multi Frame - 98 x 41 cm - Black
Offered by Prime Furnishing
Price: £31.00

1.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT BUY THIS, 11 Nov. 2011
DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. There are two reasons as to why you should not buy this frame, first and most importantly the item WILL I GUARANTEE come to you broken or smashed. My first frame was completely smashed and broken (See pic provided), I got a replacement and it also came to me broken. Also judging by another poor person's review their frame also got broken in transit. There is noting in the box to protect it, not even bubble wrap or tissue.
Secondly the frame is made out of cheap plastic NOT WOOD and is held together by a poor amount of glue with not screws or bolts. THERE IS NOT WAY THIS ITEM IS WORTH £30, it can't even be worth £10 judging by the quality.
Please I urge you not to buy this item, it is a complete rip-off and it will come to you broken as it has happened to me twice and to another buyer. PLESE I URGE YOU, STAY AWAY FROM THIS CHEAP FLIMSY RIP-OFF, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Ready, Steady Cook (Nintendo DS)
Ready, Steady Cook (Nintendo DS)
Offered by filmrollen
Price: £4.98

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Ready, Steady Crap, 28 Jun. 2011
= Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars 
I don't see why people would sit around and pretend to cook on a DS game like this,
Why can't people just cook something real?
If you're on the move and you really can't help yourself then you can enjoy the wonders of virtual cooking like cutting a potato or boiling soup right at your fingertips with this outright dangerous game. Fun? Doesn't even come into it, this game is spellbindingly addictive, you thought baking a apple pie was fun in the kitchen? Well wait until you get to sit on your backside and enjoy pretending to make one that you can't eat!
Jesus Christ.
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Integral USB 2.0 Single Slot SD Reader
Integral USB 2.0 Single Slot SD Reader
Price: £3.75

5.0 out of 5 stars Works with other USB supporting systems, 7 Mar. 2011
For those of you interested this product doesn't just work on computers. It works on other vessels such the PS3 system (Slim) , Wii and Xbox 360 if your that way inclined.


Kaspersky Internet Security 2011, 3 PC, 1 Year Subscription (PC)
Kaspersky Internet Security 2011, 3 PC, 1 Year Subscription (PC)

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars A fate worse than death..., 7 Mar. 2011
This is the most vile internet security protection you could ever buy. For the last 9 months it has taken over my life and my PC. Every day at least twice it downloads petty updates weather you like it or not, completely slowing down your computer in the process. If you have a 2 GB of ram or less then this means you can barley function anything else until these updates finish which takes at least 4mins. Please do not do this to yourself; you are a great human being and deserve a much better fate that sitting weeping at your desk wishing you could break free of the awful chains of kaspersky internet security. Stop it right now. Press the back button twice and step away from your computer, do not let yourself buy this, it will ruin your life and destroy your mind. Despair


Family Guy - Season 9 [DVD]
Family Guy - Season 9 [DVD]
Dvd ~ Seth McFarlane
Price: £9.30

27 of 99 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Its just not funny anymore, 1 Jun. 2010
This review is from: Family Guy - Season 9 [DVD] (DVD)
If you are still trying to convince yourself that this show is still at its peak, this series makes it even harder for you. The first 4 and a half seasons of family guy were fantastic. Nowadays there are new writers with no great ideas. They simply spew out awful episodes that are desperate and tired. There are a few good episodes with funny parts however the poor ideas and awkward flashbacks outweigh these few highlights. Cleveland has gone which has created a large sad gap. One of the main things that made family guy stand out from other cartoons was the brilliant talking dog Brian. Now sadly it seems that all the family guy writers are interested in is making him a hate-figure and someone who people should look down upon. Once upon a time he brought a touch of class and originality to the show, now it seems that family guy is going down the same route as other carton comedies and desperately recycling and rewriting old jokes in a pathetic attempt to try something new. For instance the evil monkey turns out not to be evil but really a nice guy who helps Chris with homework hahahahahahah!
Try to get into some different comedy that is actually funny rather than trying to convince yourself that family guy has something great to offer, it no longer has. The family guy spark is slowly fizzling out and I doubt it can re-light.
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David Seaman Presents Goal Keeping Nightmares! [DVD]
David Seaman Presents Goal Keeping Nightmares! [DVD]
Dvd ~ Brian Klein

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars trapezium, 8 Jun. 2009
How do you solve the area of a trapezium?

David Seaman !


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