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Black Christmas [DVD]
Black Christmas [DVD]
Dvd ~ Katie Cassidy
Offered by gowingsstoreltd
Price: £5.88

0 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Christmas, on e to watch!, 22 Sep 2007
This review is from: Black Christmas [DVD] (DVD)
Best ever horror, film
teh other reviews are very true!
Watch at all cost
acting 10/10
blood 10/10
gore 10/10
overall 10/10

Best ever film
:):):)
LOVED IT BEEST FILM OF 2006/2007


Final Destination 2 [DVD] [2003]
Final Destination 2 [DVD] [2003]
Dvd ~ A.J. Cook
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £2.73

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A SLASH ABOVE THE ORIGINAL!, 22 Sep 2007
THE REVIEW TELLS THE TRUTH, PART 1 WAS GOOD, PART 3 WAS FAB, BUT THIS
GOD IT WAS AMAZING, LIKE AREVIEW HAS SAID
DEATH HAS NEVER BEEN SO SMART, LIKE
I'VE SAID ABOUT THIRD FD YOU USAULLY
THINK THAT THE FIRST IS GOING TO BE
THE BEST. BT THIS MAKES 2 FILMS THAT PRVOES IT WRONG (THE FIRST ALIENS)

A DEFINATE WATCH,
:):):)
ThIs HaS tO bE oNe Of ThE bEsT fIlMs EvEr MaDe!!


Final Destination 3 [2006] [DVD]
Final Destination 3 [2006] [DVD]
Dvd ~ Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £2.73

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 2nd best of the three, 22 Sep 2007
James Wong (THE ONE), director of the original FINAL DESTINATION film, returns to direct the third instalment in the series, FINAL DESTINATION 3. High-school senior, Wendy (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), is enjoying senior night at the amusement park and taking photos for the school yearbook. As a control freak, she's not particularly fond of rides, especially the roller coaster. Despite her fear, Wendy decides to take the plunge, but is soon traumatised by a vision that a fatal accident is about to occur. Heeding caution, she and a group of her classmates, disembark from the ride and watch as the remaining thrill-seekers suffer a horrific fate. Having cheated death once, Wendy is tormented by an ominous feeling that something is very wrong.
Her classmate, Kevin (Ryan Merriman), does some research and learns that something similar has happened before: a high-school
student had a premonition that a plane filled with his classmates was doomed; a group of them refused to board, and the plane exploded in flight. Following that incident, the survivors all died under mysterious circumstances, their
deaths following the same order as in the premonition.
Wendy and Kevin realise that the same
fate is about to befall all those who survived
the rollercoaster. Perhaps more disturbing is that clues to the impending deaths seem to lie in the photos that Wendy took on the evening of the accident. In an instant, innocuous situations and common objects become fatal, causing particularly gruesome deaths. Ultimately, the real question becomes whether or not Wendy and Kevin can save
their classmates and themselves from impending doom, before it is too late.

Amazing sequal as usualy the thirs of most of films turn out
crap, 5 star for a definate!
:):):);)


Hostel (Unseen Edition) [2005] [DVD] [2006]
Hostel (Unseen Edition) [2005] [DVD] [2006]
Dvd ~ Jay Hernandez
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £2.07

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Actauly fab!, 8 Sep 2007
The hallowed tradition of the post-college European backpacking trip turns into an unimaginable nightmare for two unsuspecting American 20-somethings in Eli Roth's (i)Cabin Fever sensational second outing. Paxton (Jay Hernandez) and Josh (Derek Richardson) have embarked upon a hedonistic tour of the continent, and somewhere along the way pick up travelling companion Oli (Eythor Gudjonsson). In Amsterdam the trio partakes of the pastimes most dear to frat boys everywhere: weed, prostitutes, and nightclubs. But when a fellow traveller tells these thrill-seekers about the decadent scene that awaits them in Bratislava, they find themselves unable to resist its lures; enticed by the promise of a hostel full of beautiful girls who love Americans, they set out for the remote areas of Eastern Europe. There, the sex farce to which the film's first half is devoted slowly turns ominous, as the boys hook up immediately with the gorgeous Natalya (Barbara Nedeljakova) and Svetlana (Jana Kaderabkova), whose eagerness masks more sinister intentions. Soon, the disagreeable backpackers find themselves on the other side of the flesh trade, sold by the girls into an exclusive human trafficking operation that gives its customers the opportunity to torture and kill a helpless victim. Much of what follows consists of the squirm-inducing surgical horrors that characterise precursors such as SAW, with the implications regarding the capitalist system and the human soul becoming ever darker. Produced by Quentin Tarantino, the film amps up the gore factor as much as it can get away with, and, in the tradition of the best horror films, offers a satirical socially conscious commentary.

A must see realy, Eli roth is amazing!


Hot Fuzz (2 Disc Special Edition) [2007] [DVD]
Hot Fuzz (2 Disc Special Edition) [2007] [DVD]
Dvd ~ Simon Pegg
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: £2.73

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Not the best film ever, but still great, 5 Sep 2007
Police officer Nicholas Angel is transferred to a
rural village. On arrival, Angel teams
up with the oaf-like PC Danny Butterman and
together they investigate a series of mysterious
murders, all of which are classed as 'accidents' by the increasingly strange townsfolk.
The film starts extremly dull, why it dosent get a five
but the gore is quailty and the story is great!
Not quite a comedy but woth it!


Shrek The Third (Shrek 3) [DVD] (2007)
Shrek The Third (Shrek 3) [DVD] (2007)
Dvd ~ Mike Myers
Offered by FUNTIME MEDIA
Price: £2.95

5 of 38 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Best!, 5 Sep 2007
The third and the best!
Not very funny but definetly entertaining!
A must see
May just bring Pixar back on top!
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Black Christmas [DVD] [2006] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Black Christmas [DVD] [2006] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Dvd ~ Michelle Trachtenberg
Offered by supermart_usa
Price: £2.31

0 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars STUNNING, 24 Aug 2007
Best ever horror, film
teh other reviews are very true!
Watch at all cost
acting 10/10
blood 10/10
gore 10/10
overall 10/10


Hostel [2005] (REGION 1) (NTSC)
Hostel [2005] (REGION 1) (NTSC)

5.0 out of 5 stars The Best Film ever!, 29 July 2007
Well-made for the genre--the excessive-skin-displayed-before-gruesome-bloody-torture-begins genre--Hostel follows two randy Americans (Jay Hernandez, Friday Night Lights, and Derek Richardson, Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd) and an even randier Icelander (Eythor Gudjonsson) as they trek to Slovakia, where they're told beautiful girls will have sex with anyone with an American accent. Unfortunately, the girls will also sell young Americans to a company that offers victims to anyone who will pay to torture and murder. To his credit, writer/director Eli Roth (Cabin Fever) takes his time setting things up, laying a realistic foundation that makes the inevitable spilling of much blood all the more gruesome. The sardonic joke, of course, is that Americans are worth the most in this brothel of blood because everyone else in the world wants to take revenge upon them. This dark humor and political subtext help set Hostel above its more brainless sadistic compatriots, like House of Wax or The Devil's Rejects. In general, though, there's something lacking; horror used to suggest some threat to the spirit--today's horror can conceive of nothing more troubling than torturing the flesh. For aficionados, Hostel features a nice cameo by Takashi Miike, director of bloody Japanese flicks like Audition and Ichi the Killer.


Hostel & Mothman Prophecies [DVD] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Hostel & Mothman Prophecies [DVD] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Dvd ~ Artist Not Provided

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hostel, the gore fest!, 29 July 2007
The most disturbing film i have ever witnessed!
Saw 3 was horrific, this outdose that!
Eli Roth thought of something amazing
AND TRUE!

Part 2 is amazing, but dose it outdue this one!
The 3 hikers were fab actors and the scene were
the girl gets here eye burnt of
was horrific!
Thats just one scene there are other scenes
that are 1000000 times worse than that. (in a gory way)

The film is the most gory, bloody and twisted film, i have ever witnessed
YOU MUST SEE IT!


Hostel [DVD] [2006] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Hostel [DVD] [2006] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Dvd ~ Jay Hernandez
Offered by EliteDigital UK
Price: £16.95

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars AMAZING!, 29 July 2007
The hallowed tradition of the post-college European backpacking trip turns into an unimaginable nightmare for two unsuspecting American 20-somethings in Eli Roth's (CABIN FEVER) sensational second outing. Paxton (Jay Hernandez) and Josh (Derek Richardson) have embarked upon a hedonistic tour of the continent, and somewhere along the way pick up travelling companion Oli (Eythor Gudjonsson). In Amsterdam the trio partakes of the pastimes most dear to frat boys everywhere: weed, prostitutes, and nightclubs. But when a fellow traveller tells these thrill-seekers about the decadent scene that awaits them in Bratislava, they find themselves unable to resist its lures; enticed by the promise of a hostel full of beautiful girls who love Americans, they set out for the remote areas of Eastern Europe. There, the sex farce to which the film's first half is devoted slowly turns ominous, as the boys hook up immediately with the gorgeous Natalya (Barbara Nedeljakova) and Svetlana (Jana Kaderabkova), whose eagerness masks more sinister intentions. Soon, the disagreeable backpackers find themselves on the other side of the flesh trade, sold by the girls into an exclusive human trafficking operation that gives its customers the opportunity to torture and kill a helpless victim. Much of what follows consists of the squirm-inducing surgical horrors that characterise precursors such as SAW, with the implications regarding the capitalist system and the human soul becoming ever darker. Produced by Quentin Tarantino, the film amps up the gore factor as much as it can get away with, and, in the tradition of the best horror films, offers a satirical socially conscious commentary.


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