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Running Trax 2014
Running Trax 2014
Price: 7.99

14 of 38 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Drivel!, 5 Jan 2014
This review is from: Running Trax 2014 (Audio CD)
I recently had the misfortune of having this given to me as an 18th birthday gift.This album truly represents the very worst aspect of everything that is rotten with the state of the British music industry today.It is repetitive,mediocre,banal,& outrageous in the extreme.This is pure drivel that will only appeal to the most hardcore of R&B individuals who can appreciate this album for what it is.
With the usual hype & excessive marketing in the run up to the 2013 festive season this album will be a winner.Simply because with very few exceptions,there is very little choice in the way of serious music talent nowadays.This album is a classic example of flogging a dead horse.This is as bad as it gets.So go ahead,buy it & waste some hard earned cash.
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Licx Smooth Sensual Intimate Gel Lube / Lubricant 100ml
Licx Smooth Sensual Intimate Gel Lube / Lubricant 100ml
Offered by Licx UK Limited
Price: 7.99

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great!, 14 Oct 2013
This is very effective when used directly.Can be used in all different situations & is fun to use to great effect.Tried it on my girlfriends fanny & it had the most pleasurable effect on her.Also eliminates any nasty niffs.Buy it & see!


Fancy Dress Turds Long
Fancy Dress Turds Long
Offered by Fancy Dressed Party
Price: 1.24

2.0 out of 5 stars Cheap fake!, 5 July 2013
This review is from: Fancy Dress Turds Long (Toy)
This has got to be one of the most unconvincing fakes I've ever seen.Looks & feels like a cheap fake.Far better to fish out your own from the loo & use them instead.


Crunchy Cheetos American Crisps
Crunchy Cheetos American Crisps
Offered by American Fizz
Price: 3.79

11 of 15 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Are you having a laugh..?!, 22 Jun 2012
Are you serious?!!Someone is having a laugh.Charging these kind of extortionate prices plus P&P for a tiny bag of cheesy puffs is really taking the P..Anybody stupid enough to buy this overpriced product seriously needs to take a reality check.Any other reviews you may see praising this product are false & misleading.This is a classic rip-off of the worst kind.AVOID!
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LED Lenser P7 Professional Torch (Black) - Test It Pack
LED Lenser P7 Professional Torch (Black) - Test It Pack
Offered by Fun Kids
Price: 35.99

5.0 out of 5 stars A torch or a light saber?!, 18 Sep 2011
Recently purchased this torch for use in the field.Having been used to the conventional maglites,i could not have imagined what an incredible eye scorcher this torch really is.This far superscedes all my expectations of what a small pocketable torch should be.Basically,in technical terms of durability & light output this represents everything a maglite should be for not much more money.I have recently been using the professional rechargeable Maglite unit for some time now,but this Led Lenser far excels in every respect.So much so,that i have now sold my Maglite for this little beauty.Well constructed,compact,durable,intense,& reliable,there is not one negative point i can make about this torch.This is an essential piece of kit for the discerning individual who requires ultimate power at their fingertips without the bulk of a more expensive high end tactical unit.Or simply for the gadget freak who simply enjoys impressing their friends with an intense white beam of light that will light up the night sky & even illuminate clouds for miles around.Can also be used effectively as a personal deterrent against attackers.The intense beam of light will briefly blind any potential aggressors.And its perfectly legal too.Buy it!


Fake Dog Poo
Fake Dog Poo
Offered by QuidSave
Price: 1.95

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The perfect turd!, 25 Aug 2011
= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars 
This review is from: Fake Dog Poo (Toy)
There are some jokes which never fail to fool & amaze the unwary individual.This is a classic example of one of those "must have" novelties which will cause offence wherever used.Beware of other imitations you may see elsewhere,this is the real McCoy.Or at least the next best thing.Try leaving this on a train seat or in a restaurant & watch in amazement at the reaction.Works well with a stink bomb for double effect.A fine piece of crap for any practical joker.


Personal attack alarm with LED
Personal attack alarm with LED
Offered by World of Data Ltd
Price: 5.99

2.0 out of 5 stars Cheap gimic, 13 Aug 2011
Whilst this product serves its purpose as a deterrent,it also has its limitations.This is not a self defence alarm,but a warning device that emits a loud piercing noise to ward off potential attackers.This has limited effect since it can easily be snatched & deactivated by the attacker.There are far more effective CS gas sprays available from Amazon.de.


Sure Elite Cordless Attack Alarm - Blush
Sure Elite Cordless Attack Alarm - Blush
Offered by Gizoo - Gadgets & Gifts
Price: 7.40

3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Has its limitations, 12 Aug 2011
This product serves its purpose to some degree,however it also has its limitations as a personal defence deterrent.This is really nothing more than a glorified alarm that emits a loud piercing noise than an actual deterrent.Probably more effective against dogs than humans.There are far more effective teargas sprays available from Amazon.de.CS gas is by far the best & most effective chemical cosh you can buy.


Travel Blue Deep Sleep Pillow Cat. No. 226
Travel Blue Deep Sleep Pillow Cat. No. 226

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars PERFICK!, 4 Aug 2011
This is a fantastic "absolute must have" travelling companion for all situations.From camping to travelling,from picnics to the great outdoors this product will be an essential part of your kit.Made from quality materials with a soft velvet covering,this pillow folds up conveniently into a small compact lightweight flat cover case that you can easily store in your bag.I have just ordered two of these for my next foreign holiday where the hotel pillows leave a lot to be desired at the best of times.Inflated carefully as per the instructions,these pillows will aid a comfortable nights sleep.Do not buy cheaper inferior products elsewhere as they are not always reliable.These are the best.
Please be aware that this product is not a full sized conventional pillow.It serves its purpose as an all round aid to help with comfortable support wherever needed.Ideal for plumping up those hard hotel pillows placed underneath or used on their own outdoors.Best results are obtained when inflated to three quarters capacity only for maximum comfort.Can be hand washed when needed.DO NOT machine wash!Seller gave a hundred percent turnaround & was exceptional.Buy this product with confidence,or better still,buy two!


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0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars The jokes on you!, 10 July 2011
Are you kidding?Just came across this product by coincidence whilst searching for something else.Somebody is having a laugh.Charging these kind of extortionate prices for a bag of crisps is really taking the P..Regardless of any other reviews you may see regarding this product,these are false & misleading.This is a classic rip-off.Avoid.
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