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Skyhook [DVD]
Skyhook [DVD]
Dvd ~ Catalina Kind
Offered by Springwood Media
Price: 7.49

10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Total Waste Of Time & Money, 17 April 2014
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This review is from: Skyhook [DVD] (DVD)
I wish I could give this film a minus rating,because it does not even deserve a Zero. The acting when you can hear the dialogue over the appalling plinky plonk soundtrack is worse than amateur. The scenes cut from one to another seemingly at random and when an actor is being dramatic (or trying to be) the scenes are in slow motion. As for special effects forget the impressive looking space elevator on the sleeve,that isn't in it. The one that is in it around 70 minutes into the film looks like it was created on a 1980s home computer,its that bad. I couldn't believe that a film this bad could get released, I was wrong.


Stranded (Blu-Ray)
Stranded (Blu-Ray)
Dvd ~ Christian Slater
Offered by Quality Media Supplies Ltd.
Price: 7.80

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Avoid, 9 July 2013
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This review is from: Stranded (Blu-Ray) (Blu-ray)
This really is a case where the Blu Ray sleeve is ten times better than the film. While im on the subject of the Blu Ray sleeve nowhere in this film does Christian Slater in a Alien style space suit appear.
The film itself tries and fails miserably to be a Alien rip off. The special effects are worse than any 1980s episode of Doctor Who. They really do use Waterstones book lights as communications devices.
The acting is awful. Christian Slater seems to be adopting the Brian Blessed method of acting by shouting at everybody no matter what the situation. The moonbase is hit by a meteor shower he shouts at the other crew members and into his reading light. One of his crew has given birth to an alien that look like a cabbage patch kid. Shout at her. I cannot believe he used to be a Hollywood A lister.
Do not waste your time and money on this sorry mess of a movie.


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