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The World Rose
The World Rose
by Richard Brittain
Edition: Paperback
Price: £5.99

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars I'm scared, 12 Nov. 2015
This review is from: The World Rose (Paperback)
the book was a piece of dog turd and i'm too scared to give it an honest review because he could come for me with a bottle :( the book clogged up my toilet and flooded my house I then had to pay to get my pipes fixed and fix up my bathroom, so i've been punished enough by this horrible book I don't need anymore.


Evil Bong 420 [DVD] Region 0 [US Import]
Evil Bong 420 [DVD] Region 0 [US Import]
Dvd ~ Amy Paffrath
Offered by Full Moon Features UK
Price: £7.00

1.0 out of 5 stars YouTube sketch not a movie, 5 Oct. 2015
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Not funny, not horror and not entertaining, what was the point of this? it felt like it should have just been one of those 20 minute YouTube web series such as the Annoying Orange, with a little black humor added, rather than packaging it as a horror movie.


Sci-Fi Live Action - Mothra 3: King Ghidora Attacks (Rebirth Of Mothra III) [Japan DVD] TDV-23441D
Sci-Fi Live Action - Mothra 3: King Ghidora Attacks (Rebirth Of Mothra III) [Japan DVD] TDV-23441D

4.0 out of 5 stars Needs an English subtittled 'DVD' release. yes DVD, 6 May 2015
best one.. needs an English release.. and screw that Blu-Ray pack, I want it on DVD.. this ones the best one the first two were bad childish movies, this one has dinosaurs in it that look like the JP ones!


Return to Nuke Em High 1 [Blu-ray] [2013] [US Import]
Return to Nuke Em High 1 [Blu-ray] [2013] [US Import]

1.0 out of 5 stars childish, 17 April 2015
as a huge fan of the original three Nuke Em's and the Toxic Avenger franchise, it hurts to say this.. this movie was terrible, and no not in a b-movie cheesie way that we would expect from a TROMA film, but just a bad bad movie, no good in it atall.. I guess all the jokes and style is too modern this type of film can only work in the 80s and 90s, it feels like a teenie drama and I expected the dark humor to go above and beyond Poultrygiest and Citzien Toxie but... the humor is like kids humor really, characters randomly farting and Tromaville actually looks like a normal safe town to live in on this movie, it's not nearly as crazy as we have seen the town before.. oh and the cliff hanger at the end that sets up the Volume 2 was a joke.. it just ended.. not even at an interesting point... now i've seen the trailer for part 2 and it looks like all the good stuff happens in Volume 2...


Puppetmaster 3 [Blu-ray]
Puppetmaster 3 [Blu-ray]
Dvd ~ Guy Rolfe

5.0 out of 5 stars SEE this one FIRST, 11 April 2015
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This review is from: Puppetmaster 3 [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
amazing performances, music, effects, story this one is the best one and if you're new to the franchise SEE THIS ONE FIRST!


The Monster Club [Blu-ray]
The Monster Club [Blu-ray]
Dvd ~ Vincent Price
Offered by NextDayEntertainment
Price: £7.89

4.0 out of 5 stars Good Song, 11 April 2015
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the three main names on the front are the real reason to see this, most of the episodes (like many anthology) aren't very good, but the 'welcome to the club' song is amazing and will have it stuck in your head for months and the story about the ghoul in the graveyard is one of the creepiest anthology stories i've ever seen.


Monsters: Complete Series [DVD] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Monsters: Complete Series [DVD] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Offered by RAREWAVES USA
Price: £53.79

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Better than Darkside, 11 April 2015
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it's like Tales from the Darkside, same producer, same style but much better stories, not all outdated stories about technology taking over. Some anthology series get worse by season but there is great ones in all seasons, I actually think the first 7 episodes of season 1 are the weakest ones.


Hostess Twinkies (10 Cakes) 13.58 OZ (385g)
Hostess Twinkies (10 Cakes) 13.58 OZ (385g)
Offered by americangoodies
Price: £5.45

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars British and always wanted to try these?, 8 April 2015
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live in the UK and seen these in American movies & shows and you never had a chance to try these? well actually, Sainsbury's and Tesco sell them but under a different name, they call it 'Angel Cake' it's a yellow, white and pink cake with white cream in the middle and i've had both Twinkies and Angel cake and I can confirm they are EXACTLY the same!!


Black Sabbath [Blu-ray]
Black Sabbath [Blu-ray]
Dvd ~ Michèle Mercier
Price: £12.00

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Needs more Karloff, 28 Feb. 2015
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This review is from: Black Sabbath [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
should have just been the last Karloff/vampire segment stretched, the other two stories are really mediocre and uninteresting, same old Tales from the Crypt stuff we seen over and over.
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Carrie [DVD] [2013]
Carrie [DVD] [2013]
Dvd ~ Chloë Moretz
Offered by b68solutions
Price: £5.85

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Carrie is now a super model., 21 Feb. 2015
This review is from: Carrie [DVD] [2013] (DVD)
what? why did they cast an attractive girl to play Carrie??? that defeats the whole point... she isn't supposed to be physically attractive..


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