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Shark Attack 3 [DVD]
Shark Attack 3 [DVD]
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5.0 out of 5 stars Best film EVER, 30 Jan 2012
This review is from: Shark Attack 3 [DVD] (DVD)
This is so, so bad that it's actually amazing. Beautiful John Barrowman (I'm sure he considers this the absolute highlight of his CV), playing a straight man (and by the way the "how about I take you home and eat your pussy" line was ad libbed because the awful & wooden leading actress had such a blank face the entire way through the film -despite the 100 ft shark about to eat everyone, that the director asked Barrowman to get a reaction, hence the line. Guess what? It didn't work, but they left it in anyhow) badly dubbed actors, a shark that changes in size every scene, AMAZING AMAZING (not) green screen technology that looks 100% real & not at all like a child's drawing of a scuba diver next to a giant shark and even a gratuitous sex scene. Yep, this film has it all. My personal favourite scene is when the BAD GUY jetskis right into the shark's mouth. Epic. A classic. WATCH IT!!


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