5.0 out of 5 stars
Best film EVER, 30 Jan. 2012
This is so, so bad that it's actually amazing. Beautiful John Barrowman (I'm sure he considers this the absolute highlight of his CV), playing a straight man (and by the way the "how about I take you home and eat your pussy" line was ad libbed because the awful & wooden leading actress had such a blank face the entire way through the film -despite the 100 ft shark about to eat everyone, that the director asked Barrowman to get a reaction, hence the line. Guess what? It didn't work, but they left it in anyhow) badly dubbed actors, a shark that changes in size every scene, AMAZING AMAZING (not) green screen technology that looks 100% real & not at all like a child's drawing of a scuba diver next to a giant shark and even a gratuitous sex scene. Yep, this film has it all. My personal favourite scene is when the BAD GUY jetskis right into the shark's mouth. Epic. A classic. WATCH IT!!