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Four Lions [Blu-ray]
Four Lions [Blu-ray]
Dvd ~ Kayvan Novak
Price: £6.30

4.0 out of 5 stars Four lions...a cracking good laugh, 9 Oct. 2015
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Funny film still as relevant today.


Lexar Professional 800x Speed (120 MB/s) UDMA 7 CompactFlash Memory Card - 32 GB
Lexar Professional 800x Speed (120 MB/s) UDMA 7 CompactFlash Memory Card - 32 GB
Price: £24.45

5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars, 19 April 2015
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Excellent card extremely fast on upload and transfers


Fujifilm Instax Wide Gloss Instant Film suitable for Instax 300 and Instax 210 cameras (2 x 10 shots)
Fujifilm Instax Wide Gloss Instant Film suitable for Instax 300 and Instax 210 cameras (2 x 10 shots)
Price: £15.84

5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars, 30 Nov. 2014
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What is to be said, it does exactly what it says on the box


Photographing Models: 1000 Poses: A Practical Sourcebook for Aspiring and Professional Photographers
Photographing Models: 1000 Poses: A Practical Sourcebook for Aspiring and Professional Photographers
by Eliot Siegel
Edition: Hardcover
Price: £20.00

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars No brainer..., 19 Jan. 2013
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The best £15 any photographer or model could spend. No questions....just buy it and you will see exactly why. Brilliant


Blakroc
Blakroc

5.0 out of 5 stars Top collab, 19 Jan. 2013
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If you like the Black Keys....you will love the genius that is this collaboration with a series of rap singers.... listen to the tunes - the Keys come blasting through... a VERY under-rated masterpiece


Wacom Pen Nibs for Intuos 4/5 - Black (Pack of 5)
Wacom Pen Nibs for Intuos 4/5 - Black (Pack of 5)
Price: £3.89

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Thanks, 24 Nov. 2012
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Write these arrived quicker than stated and are exactly what I wanted. Even though they came from Germany. Quick service


Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm F/1.8 D FX Full Frame Prime Lens for Nikon DSLR Cameras
Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm F/1.8 D FX Full Frame Prime Lens for Nikon DSLR Cameras
Price: £109.00

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Nifty 50, 15 Oct. 2012
A handy little prime lens, of outstanding quality, that every phottographer should have in their bag. Pin sharp even in very low light situations.


Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 ml
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 ml
Offered by Greens Pharmacy
Price: £8.05

119 of 137 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The best result yet..., 2 May 2012
Well curiosity, and Betty Swollocks, finally got the better of me, so I purchased a few tubes of Veet for men. How excited I was sat waiting for the delivery man...

Crouching on the floor next to my front door in wait for the post, I caught the discreetly packaged product before it hit the floor on passing through my letterbox. I was stripped bollock naked before I reached the landing in the stairwell, liberally smearing my treasured, but hairy, man-bits with a nice cold gloopy cream as I ascended the stairs - which was worth the money in itself, I settled down and waited for the wonder stuff to work its miracle and dissolve my Amazonian rain-forest!

3 hours 45 minutes later I decided to get up off the landing carpet, go shower and inspect the results... balanced on one leg in the shower holding a shaving mirror between my legs, and pushing my throbbing nads to one side with the toilet brush, I could see what I can only describe as a Gollum's head tortured and battered by a Taliban interrogation unit, peering up at me through a single screwed up puffy eye, looking pretty sorry for itself. On closer inspection my two previously furry love-eggs had absconded deep into my body for protection leaving my somewhat forlorn looking scrotum hanging there, like a pelican's over-filled neck pouch which had been flogged with a barbed wire paddle.

Admittedly, I've been a tad tender for a few weeks, especially when cycling, but now the swelling and bruising has subsided my love missile is starting to look like Fatima Whitbread's throwing arm again. Shame that I now have to replace the stair carpet where it has melted through to the floorboards though. :(
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