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Nazi Dawn [DVD]
Nazi Dawn [DVD]
Dvd ~ Lance Henriksen
Offered by best_value_entertainment
Price: 3.70

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Not very good, 6 Aug 2012
This review is from: Nazi Dawn [DVD] (DVD)
There is only one Nazi in the film and he doesn't turn up to quiet near the end.
If you want spooky Nazis watch Outpost.
If you want your spooky Nazis on a ship watch Death Ship.
If you want spooky ships watch Ghost Ship or Triangle.
If you want a badly lit tour of a decommissioned US war ship, then this is the film for you.

Basically there is no suspense and the film plays like a made for a satellite channel movie. I taped it off the Horror Channel and still felt cheated.

One to avoid!
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Kill List [DVD]
Kill List [DVD]
Dvd ~ Neil Maskell
Price: 7.01

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent, 6 Aug 2012
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This review is from: Kill List [DVD] (DVD)
Excellent, slow burning thriller/horror. It's very difficult to talk about this film without giving away the story, even the comparisons to other films will give you clues to what is happening. The film takes its time to establish the characters, their relationships and history. It slowly pulls you into their world as they slowly get pulled into a murky underworld of (unseen) pornography and (seen) violence.

The tension mounts and the dark foreboding atmosphere gets darker as the film approaches its nightmarish climax.

I would recommend this film to people who enjoyed Eden Lake and Dogtooth.

13 Hours [DVD]
13 Hours [DVD]
Dvd ~ Tom Felton
Offered by HarriBella.UK.Ltd
Price: 3.38

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Very poor, 24 July 2012
This review is from: 13 Hours [DVD] (DVD)
This film was bad. The script was bad, the acting was bad, the camera work was bad, the editing was bad and the monster (what you see of it) is bad. The werewolf seems to be bald??? Just don't bother. It doesn't get good later on. There is barely any gore. When the small final monster fight happens you can't see what is going on any way so don't bother. If you are like me and have to watch films to the end 'to see what happens' then don't even start this one. If you really want to see it, record it off Horror Channel and fast forward it.

Nude Nuns With Big Guns [DVD]
Nude Nuns With Big Guns [DVD]
Dvd ~ Asun Ortega
Offered by UKPaperbackshop
Price: 6.78

8 of 15 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars This film contains three rape scenes, 25 Oct 2011
If you are choosing some fun sounding films for a night in with friends and beers, I would avoid this one and go for Hobo With a Shotgun and Planet Terror and Drive Angry and The One and Feast. If you are choosing some rape revenge movies then you could choose Nude Nuns with Big Guns and Straw Dogs and Deliverance and The Ordeal and Death Wish.

I think the title of NNWBG is slightly misleading as it sounds more fun than it is (it's not that much fun).

I would also reommend Sherlock Bones: Undercover Dog for a dog detective based evening.
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The Day the Earth Stood Still [DVD] [2008]
The Day the Earth Stood Still [DVD] [2008]
Dvd ~ Keanu Reeves
Price: 2.73

6 of 11 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish!, 19 Jan 2010
This film is rubbish. Don't watch this film. There are no redeeming features. There are so many things wrong with it I don't know where to begin. It's not exciting or engaging it is however annoying and stupid. Stupid things happen constantly. It makes no sense.

Some kind of meteor thing is going to crash into New York. The government immediately collect together their best scientists and fly them straight to the expected crash site. I'm confused, won't they be killed in a cataclysmic explosion? Oh it doesn't matter the thingy stopped short. As if by magic the Army appear. Why are they there as well? It seems that rather than evacuating the area the government has flooded the area with essential personnel. Any way, look out the thingy is opening. Something is coming out. Not surprisingly the something is instantly shot. Why? Well, it was trying to shake hands...from then on cliché is piled on top of cliché mixed with stupidity and the regulation annoying child. At one point Keanu escapes from the evil government types (Kathy Bates with mad hair), the government types (Kathy Bates still with mad hair) react by mobilising every agency they have to locate Keanu. Keanu collapses in a toilet and is taken to a Police station (what?). The Police don't recognise him as America's most wanted alien, instead they phone his friend to come and get him (double what?).

Seriously don't watch this film. Watch something else, read a book, go for a walk, call your mom.

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