7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars
Effective, when you look like something hanging outside a Pawnbrokers, 25 April 2012
At 60 years of age, I've been a medical curiosity for most of 45 years. I've been poked and prodded all the way from London teaching hospitals to Shanghai University, so I know what is needed to look one's tidiest in balls out situations.
Instead of the usual arrangement of two,I have three balls of exceptionally large dimensions and have been photographed and measured by many august institutions and very many more seedy and smutty ones!
I have appeared in a travelling freak-show as 'Terry the Ultimate Three-Wheeler', "Terry the Toggle and Three" and in "Art films" as 'Terry Tri-gonad the Terrible'. My favourite one being where my character wreaked havoc in a witches coven, with all the necessary close-up camera shots etc.
I have spent much time and effort in achieving smooth hairlessness, even using a cut-throat razor in the early days, and discovered smoothness particularly useful when it came to having plaster casts taken of my items! I am proud to say I 'hang' in the Ashmolean Museum, although there are pals who say painted gold it would look like something more suited to hanging outside a pawnbroker's shop.
I given 5 stars because finally after all those years of having to buy a depilatory for women, I can now purchase a product produced for male customers.