Everywhere I take this toy, I'm followed by thousands of armed soldiers.

I think they're installing missile batteries on m neighbour's house too.

If I try and protest, it's usually quickly silenced by someone pulling back a bolt on a rifle.

Probably not the best gift for a child.

Wow guys, this is a t-shirt. I bought it for my girlfriend and it is pink. My girlfriend didn't like it at first because she isn't cute when she is angry. So she became angry. But then she put it on and the combination of the shirt and her anger was very cute. So the shirt was an effective tool.

A must have for anyone who thinks that putting bows on things makes them cuter.