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5.0 out of 5 stars
It's finally here!, 27 Aug 2009
After waiting patiently for many, many months I finally got the chance to purchase the fabled Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I purchased seven of these beauties without delay. I was distressed to find the T-shirts had been creased during the delivery, so I slapped the delivery man across the face.
They needed an iron to de-crease them, but how could I impose such danger upon the shirts with a hot metallic object? I sprinted to the nearest church to purchase a gallon of Holy Water to fill the iron up; prayed that the wolves did not damage in any way. I was a fool, of course the the wolves would not damage, they are as strong as steel, no, stronger than steel and the creases just disappeared almost instantly upon touching the surface of the iron.
It was time to wear one of the shirts, my hands shivering uncontrollably as they passed through the sleeves of grandeur, my head pounding as it passed through the monumental collar. And that, was the define moment I became a man. I looked into the mirror to find not just one, but three wolves howling unforgivingly at the silvery, sparkling moon. I couldn't resist the urge to join in, because at that moment, was the greatest moment of my entire life, and no one could take that away from me.
I would fully recommend the shirt to anyone, to of any age, but I want the shirts for myself. A dozen more are on their way. Don't feel anger, or regret, should the shirt be out of stock, feel exhilaration, and happiness, for I have been blessed.