2 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars
Omfg, 28 April 2013
After purchasing a tub of this stuff was over joyed when it arrived within two days because I didn have the balls to go and get it from the local boots. Excuse the pun!! I opened the packaging to reveal a tube of hair removal lube.. Unlike anything I've used before I, as many others have done popped the cap and smeared all over the balls ,stratum sack and my chocolate star... Within second it was heating my balls to a whole new level the were like two eggs!!! Boil in the bag type!!! Then the stinging started it went from a mild tingle to a get this off my testicles are starting to transform in to sleek red pouch... I then ventured downstairs to take advantage of this movement grasping the frozen veg from the freezer placed on a chair and sat on them for the moment. With the small tub of Ben and jerrys between my legs soothing my testicles and manhood... The pain started to ease and thank god it did with that the mother in law was at the door I grabbed the towel and left the chair like a rocket it of NASA .
She let her self in as I was showering what a relief the pain had eased a was totally hairless below. Exactly what I was aiming for but not with the pain a grin appeared on my face as I dressed with my red stratum sack! Then I heated a voice from below it was the mother in law "gar you want tea" I could have done with a little more but being ever so polite yes pleased replied!
As I finished changing I went down stairs to find a steaming cuppa on the side with the mother in law eating the Ben and jerrys