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Aluminium Foil 18" (450mm x 75m) - industrial size for your kitchen or professional establishment
Aluminium Foil 18" (450mm x 75m) - industrial size for your kitchen or professional establishment
Offered by Rinkit Ltd
Price: £15.99

12 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Foiled again!, 3 April 2011
After purchasing a large amount of cats from a local PETA-Approved animal shelter, I proceeded to begin my takeover of the northern hemisphere, throwing the feline projectiles at the faces and thighs of all who would stop me.
However, Gareth Jones, a plasterer from next door and my arch nemesis, covered himself in aluminium foil and launched a full scale assault on me and my furry henchmen.
It is a well known fact that tin foil causes cats to lose their fur and become relatively pacifistic. However, it is a little known fact that cats cannot tell the difference between aluminium and tin, and the same fate occurs due to the placebo effect.
I now sit in my aluminium foil prison, waiting for the day to come when I wreak my revenge on the unsuspecting populace, and despite my bitter memories, I have to concede that this is the best product for your money for defeating super villains.
Curse you Gareth Jones!


3 Idiots (Special 2 Disc Collectors Edition)(Includes Storybook & Stickers) Bollywood
3 Idiots (Special 2 Disc Collectors Edition)(Includes Storybook & Stickers) Bollywood
Dvd ~ Aamir Khan

5.0 out of 5 stars Heartwarming stuff, 1 Jan. 2011
This is the first Bollywood film I ever watched, and I still maintain it's the best. It's certainly the most accessible to Western audiences in my (admittedly limited) reference pool, as it's a story of three (well, mainly one) students trying to get through University as best they can, clashing horns with their professor and very occasionally bursting into song.
It blends comic moments with romantic interludes, and even includes a heart-wrenching scene of tragedy sometime in the middle of it, which is surprising as it is perfectly executed. Performances are generally good, and Aamir Khan is yet again superb, but it's much harder to detect 'bad' or 'good' acting in a film spoken in a language I can't understand, so tread carefully. (Although if you too don't speak Hindi, you probably won't notice either.)

HOWEVER
The song 'Zoobi Doobi' will stay in your head for the rest of your life.


75th Birthday Limited Edition - Luciano Pavarotti (Amazon Exclusive)
75th Birthday Limited Edition - Luciano Pavarotti (Amazon Exclusive)

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars There's a reason for the price, 29 April 2010
Pavarotti's voice is (of course) strong, melodious and beautiful, as expected.
However, the sound quality of the recordings is incredibly varied, as it flits from tolerable to appalling.
Some are just hampered by the slightly 'foggy' sound that so many old records have, presumably from poor recording instruments, but many of the songs have noticeable skips and even clicks in the background, one particularly egregious example sounding like someone was using a typewriter to write a review about eating crisps while tap dancing. all while standing next to Pavarotti's microphone. Perhaps Pavarotti was joining in, clacking castanets, or perhaps none of this happened, and perhaps instead some philistine left the vinyl records in the sun for a month.
However, it is, of course, Pavarotti, so I would still recommend the collection


Stop the War
Stop the War
Price: £4.49

5.0 out of 5 stars Yee, c'mon, stop your war, 17 Sept. 2009
This review is from: Stop the War (MP3 Download)
Buy Stop the War, it's an accomplished piece from a technically skilled artist.
Aheh, heh
*Ahem*
But seriously, this song is AWESOME


Contemporary and Traditional Japanese Cooking: Simple, Delicious and Vegan
Contemporary and Traditional Japanese Cooking: Simple, Delicious and Vegan
by Miyoko Nishimoto Schinner
Edition: Paperback
Price: £13.99

3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars If you know what you are doing, this'll be worth the cost, 14 Aug. 2009
If, like me, you found traditional western vegan cookery getting a little repetitive (sorry, lentils, but I'm looking at you,) or, (also like me) you are a MASSIVE otaku but can't eat most japanese food because of its high-meat/fish content, this book will be the best thing you can possibly get. (Although 'The best in japanese vegan cookery books for under £15 is a little niche)
HOWEVER(and this is quite a big however)
(as shown by the capitals, I guess)
A lot of the ingredients are difficult to find. The 'Other countries' section in your local supermarket may be a little short on ingredients, so check to see if you have an asian supermaket (or similar) near your house.
(Or live near Chinatown, I guess.)


Can Homosexuality Be Healed?
Can Homosexuality Be Healed?
by Francis MacNutt
Edition: Paperback
Price: £7.99

10 of 15 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Spoilers: It can't., 27 Jun. 2009
Just like his other books, Hair colour; a choice,
and Gender: An excuse for laziness

Although Homosexuality has been confimed as a genetic trait long ago, people still refuse to believe that their son is gay, and make books like this.
If you are worried about someone being gay, 1) Don't and
2) Don't think that this book will do anything but hurt them.
If you try and change your child's sexuality you are effectiveley abusing them, which is why so many people have tagged this with child abuse.
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Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality
Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality
by Joseph Nicolosi
Edition: Paperback
Price: £11.42

29 of 42 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Just terrible, 27 Jun. 2009
It's quite unfortunate that this awful book is the first thing that comes up if you search "Homosexuality." Apparently it's the "most relevant" book on the subject.
Hope that this is a mistake.
Seriously, though, it's genetic.
Like, not a thing that you can change.
My parents gave me this book along with some others, I was at a complete loss for words.
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The Eye of Argon
The Eye of Argon
by Jim Theis
Edition: Paperback

3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Tara Gilesbie for the Sci Fi fan, 13 May 2009
This review is from: The Eye of Argon (Paperback)
If you are not familiar with this book or My Immortal, Gilesbie's masterpiece, I can sum up both quickly.
A teenager is given a means to spread their awful syntax and characters, and the world applauds their originality.
The category "So bad it's funny" normally just ends up as "so bad it's bad," but I am happy to say that this book lies in the first category, like the Street Fighter movie and the Horne and Corden sketch show


Great Moments At Di Presa's Pizza House
Great Moments At Di Presa's Pizza House
Price: £10.56

3.0 out of 5 stars Not Hamburger's best, 14 Feb. 2009
Are you a Neil Hamburger fan?
If so, you would be better off purchasing any of his other CD's
The lack of an audience makes his brief moments of standup seem genuineley bad instead of intentionally awful, and this entire CD is a mere 30 minutes.
Don't get me wrong, this is an OK album, and if you have all of the other albums nothing I can say will sway you, but keep your standards low.


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