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The Wretched Spawn (Censored)
The Wretched Spawn (Censored)
Price: £10.50

5.0 out of 5 stars The Best CC Album, 17 Feb. 2009
This is my favourite CC album as every single track is amazingly catchy and brutal, this album is a classic.


Cry Wolf Uncut [DVD]
Cry Wolf Uncut [DVD]
Dvd ~ Julian Morris
Offered by A ENTERTAINMENT
Price: £1.55

1 of 5 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Worst Ending Ever!, 1 Jan. 2009
This review is from: Cry Wolf Uncut [DVD] (DVD)
This is one of the worst movies i have ever seen! A teen 12 rated horror with very poor acting and storyline. Although there are some cheap thrills in between, the ending ruined it. The main characters acting is awful and the low budget 'horror' is terrible.

I stress enough how bad the ending is and how i was left feeling like, what was the point of all of this?


The Village [DVD] [2004]
The Village [DVD] [2004]
Dvd ~ Sigourney Weaver
Offered by A ENTERTAINMENT
Price: £2.66

4 of 12 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars The Worst M.Night movie, 1 Jan. 2009
This review is from: The Village [DVD] [2004] (DVD)
Really just terrible.

Poor ending.
Poor storyline.

This is where M.Night went bad
Comment Comments (4) | Permalink | Most recent comment: Oct 9, 2011 10:07 AM BST


The Happening [DVD] [2008]
The Happening [DVD] [2008]
Dvd ~ Mark Wahlberg
Offered by A ENTERTAINMENT
Price: £1.62

1 of 3 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Stupid, 1 Jan. 2009
This review is from: The Happening [DVD] [2008] (DVD)
Shyamalan is now far from his directing excellence on The Sixth Sense and Signs. His last 3 movies The village, The Lady In The Water and this have been condemmed by many a reviewer. So, what happened? This movie didnt get 1 star because some scenes are slightly disturbing and chilling, but the rest of the movie spirals into a disaster. Its the plants that are scared of us! But if you stay in small groups then they wont want to make you kill yourself!? Poor.


The Simpsons Movie [DVD] [2007]
The Simpsons Movie [DVD] [2007]
Dvd ~ Dan Castellaneta
Offered by A ENTERTAINMENT
Price: £2.19

3 of 10 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Big Dissapointment!, 1 Jan. 2009
The Simpsons movie was a big let down. There was too much hype and the movie couldnt live up to its expectations. And what annoyed me was that all of the comedy was shown already in the advertisements and trailers, so nothing new was in the movie :(


2001: A Space Odyssey [1968] [DVD]
2001: A Space Odyssey [1968] [DVD]
Dvd ~ Keir Dullea
Price: £4.99

22 of 101 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Boring!, 1 Jan. 2009
The music was excellent.
The effects were great for its time.

but as i sat through the 2 or so hours of that movie, i was bored as heck! Many people find it as a Sci-fi classic, but its the dullest movie i've ever seen!
Comment Comments (3) | Permalink | Most recent comment: Aug 16, 2012 10:46 PM BST


Ithyphallic
Ithyphallic
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Price: £2.54

1 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wow, 26 Dec. 2008
This review is from: Ithyphallic (Audio CD)
This could be the best nile album!

The drums are the best i've ever heard...ever
and the techncality of both guitarists are amazing!

Bravo Nile!


Bunker 10
Bunker 10
by Jan-Andrew Henderson
Edition: Paperback

2 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of Time!, 25 Nov. 2008
This review is from: Bunker 10 (Paperback)
This book was intensly confusing and very unrealistic. It is a shoddy copy of Anthony Horowitz and CHERUB with are both far better. The ending was intensly confusing and this book didnt suck me in at all. Although, you either love it or you hate it. I hate it!


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