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Cookie
Cookie
Price: £2.99

5.0 out of 5 stars cookie interview, 26 April 2014
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Hey, Hun, what's your name?
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What's your naymuh?
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Sorry, what was that sugar?
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Er hello?
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Ummm, okay
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Anyway back to the interview, so how's life been recently?
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Why isn't she talking?
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Pooh to you! I quit.
Oh fine I will talk.
Great, so how's life been recently?
Cruddy
Oh what happened
You happened, shut up.
Um, kinda my job to ask the stupid questions so if you could, er. You know.
Act like an affected idiot whilst you natter on in a fake accent. No.
Please?
No.
Pretty please?
The facial appearance of the please will not affect my answer, it is still no.
Awwwwww. Sob uh hu hu uhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Not working, that is the fakiest cry I have ever heard in my life, you fat moron.
Shut up, now what's your name
Blobby fat pants of ugly weener town, yours?
Er, Jenny.
Ooh poshie woshie fancy panties!
Shut your face.
Ok.
Good
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What?
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Oh idiot! I didn't mean stop talking.
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Oh.
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Okay then I guess that's the end of the interview, bye for now.


Santa Needs a Wee
Santa Needs a Wee
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1.0 out of 5 stars Santa needs a wee. parp., 26 Jan 2014
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What on earth, as if five year old kids are going to read that. Stupid garbage, what happens if Santa needs a poo!!!! What happens then, does he go all the way back to " kitty's" huh?!?? You are a rubbish author, grace knight. Stinky ploppy bum bums


Out of My Mind
Out of My Mind
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0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Out of my mind (interview), 17 July 2013
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Hello. I'm allyanna bouman , here with miss Lucy draper.
Tell me Lucy, who is your favourite character in this book?
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Mine too! Sweet kid, hmmm?
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Well I never! I thought the little one was going to .....
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Yeah!
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Uh huh. Uh mmmmmm. Yes actually.
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No! Mrs. V sounds lovely.
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Oh, no I disagree that's horrible.
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Ah. Don't take that tone with me. Missus
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Grrr. Right let's get on with the interview shall we?
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Ok so how many times did you want to ask a question to melody?
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I think you are a horrid HORRID pers*oiiik*

(The reporter has been hit with wallet)


Wild Thing (Winnie the Horse Gentler Book 1)
Wild Thing (Winnie the Horse Gentler Book 1)
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0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars CRUD AND A HALF, 25 Mar 2013
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Rub, rub, rubbish, rub, rub, rub, rub,rub, rub, rub,rubbish, rub, rub,rubberddy,rub,dribbles, rubberdy, rub. Rub, dribbles, rubbery, rub. Rub rub, rubbishyrub


Flour Babies
Flour Babies
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1 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Mars tables, by ran China, 22 Mar 2013
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Dick and Dom were on the way to weed land and they needed to have a squit so they went into some dinkle potion


The Tanglewoods' Secret (Patricia St John Series)
The Tanglewoods' Secret (Patricia St John Series)
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0 of 5 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Reply actions and, 13 Mar 2013
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He thinks me into the process of creating the process of creating the process of creating the process of creating the process


My Weird School #1: Miss Daisy Is Crazy!
My Weird School #1: Miss Daisy Is Crazy!
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0 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wow, what a parp book!, 7 Mar 2013
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There's more children's literature in my old leather boots! All I read in this book is words. It is terrible for anyone who can't read because, well, they can't read it! I personally thought that this book is a great way of doing things which are not allowed. Please note that you dropped the way of life in my message you tomorrow t he does not be liked by the process of creating the process of creating the process of creating the process of creating the process of creating the way of life in my message you tomorrow t he does not be liked by the process of creating a KINDLE is going on here is the kind that was well done to you can also find the way to begin the process is that you can also be a KINDLE FIRE in reply actions and Juliet and Bernie Sand.


Witch Baby and Me At School
Witch Baby and Me At School
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0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Stink, poo and dirty diapers, 16 Feb 2013
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Naughtiest Girl 4: Here's the Naughtiest Girl
Naughtiest Girl 4: Here's the Naughtiest Girl
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5.0 out of 5 stars Title and untitled, 13 Feb 2013
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Chose a good title, then I had a good untitle, just in case my title didn't un. So, if you ever write a book, have an untitle so that if, however, your title should un, you still have a highly sophisticating, difficulty challenging, inconceivably cleverly constructed untitled title.


Match Annual 2013: From the Makers of the UK's Bestselling Football Magazine
Match Annual 2013: From the Makers of the UK's Bestselling Football Magazine
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0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars What a stupid book, 10 Feb 2013
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Wow! Do you guys actually like this, it's trash, a three year old, could have written this, you stupid donkey face


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