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Evecase iKiz Multi Function Child/Shock Proof Kids Cover Case with Stand/Handle for Apple iPad Air/iPad 5 Tablet - Blue
Evecase iKiz Multi Function Child/Shock Proof Kids Cover Case with Stand/Handle for Apple iPad Air/iPad 5 Tablet - Blue
Offered by kingthink-UK
Price: £10.30

4.0 out of 5 stars Bold & Brilliant, 24 Sept. 2014
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Does the job perfectly and very easy to hold and carry, and it's already proved it's worth after a few tumbles on the floor with a soft yet secure barrier. Very suitable for little hands also.

Only down point is the stand that folds out - it's not very deep and a lot of times the top heavy weight tips it back when used, so we prop it up with something else. Not a total downer, but if it was a little deeper it would have be totally perfect.

Still, an in-valuable piece of kit for your iPad Air! A must buy.

SAMAR® - Supreme Quality New Apple iPad Air 1 (2013) / iPad Air 2 (2014) Tablet Matte Anti Glare Screen Protectors (3 in Pack) - Includes Microfiber Cleaning Cloth
SAMAR® - Supreme Quality New Apple iPad Air 1 (2013) / iPad Air 2 (2014) Tablet Matte Anti Glare Screen Protectors (3 in Pack) - Includes Microfiber Cleaning Cloth
Offered by Case Specialist
Price: £1.99

Cast Away [Blu-ray] [Region Free]
Cast Away [Blu-ray] [Region Free]
Dvd ~ Tom Hanks
Price: £7.10

5.0 out of 5 stars "WILSON!!!", 24 Sept. 2014
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This 2000 American drama film is directed and produced by Robert Zemeckis and stars Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt and a volleyball.

You may note how in that summary I refer to the character of Wilson as a “he” along with Chuck. The fact that Wilson is simply a volleyball smeared with blood in the shape of a face doesn’t detract from the point that Hanks actually manages to interact with the ball in a way that soon makes him a supporting character even though he has no dialogue or actions. And the fact that Hanks conveys emotions that stir you deeply in relation to an inanimate object simply confirms the range of acting ability Tom Hanks has and why he is THE, if not one of, greatest actors of our generation.

A sparse soundtrack and vast cinematography gives the island that continuous feeling of isolation where we only have diegetic sounds and Noland’s external monologues and thoughts as the soundtrack. It’s brilliantly original and brave – no need to stir audiences with a rousing soundtrack to highlight danger or peril or emotion; here it’s simply down to Hanks to show us fear, anger, joy, deflation, hope and the other kaleidoscope of emotions one could only imagine being cut off from civilisation for weeks, months, years. The highs and lows of Noland arriving as a cast away but ending up a survivor is powerful to watch, but also entertaining and engrossing with us exploring the island with him and even allowing us to share the joy of creating a fire and even cracking open a coconut. It’s these little moments that make us feel, as humans, we are not totally useless and have the capacity to be something brilliant when cut off from modern technology and the day to day items we take for granted.

This is highlighted wonderfully towards the end of the film, and I won’t openly spoil it for those who haven’t yet seen it, but the message that comes across as the credits roll help to make you think about what really is important in life, and how your life can be put into perspective when you are forced to act and think for yourself without being led by commercialism and corporate fat cats. The climax itself does feel rather long, but in regards to what needs to unfold, it can be justified on second viewing to allow the thoughts, emotions and inner conflict of those characters affected by the disappearance of Chuck to come to a head.

With minimal CGI used, except to create a hauntingly real plane crash and dangerous stormy seas, everything you see with your eyes is real. Harsh climates, gorgeous sunsets and earthy jungles and waters. It's a very beautiful film to look at, evoking a paradise hidden away from the modern world that seems to be all the better for it.

This is a very interesting and character driven piece than the usual fantastical efforts by director Robert Zemeckis, and we have a simple story of survival and the power of the human spirit that really engages audiences to connect with leading man Hanks, as he is your only companion for over a good hour of the film. If you really can’t stand Tom Hanks (I dare you to admit that) then give this film a miss at your peril. A wonderful film that is thankfully very different to anything you would have seen recently and all the more refreshing for it.

Jurassic Park - Augmented Reality Edition [Blu-ray] [Region Free]
Jurassic Park - Augmented Reality Edition [Blu-ray] [Region Free]
Dvd ~ Richard Attenborough
Offered by Champion Toys
Price: £5.89

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Roar-some!, 7 Aug. 2014
The first of the current trilogy stands alone as the original and best mainly for showcasing the ground-breaking special effects. Director Spielberg brings together a solid cast to tell a thrilling adventure of survival set around beats long since extinct. It’s a very simple story of an isolated team trying to survive a tropical island inhabited by the dinosaurs and reach safety, echoing that of the classic stop-motion films of the 1940s and 50s featuring the huge lizards and puppet monsters. Only this time the effects are second to none, really faithful to what we would expect dinosaurs to look and sound like, blending in seamlessly with the live action.

With a cast who are 100% passionate about the fantasy they are conveying, literally walking with dinosaurs (as well as running and hiding from), the tension builds up at the notion of the park and when it goes wrong, the thrills don’t stop and the jumps keep coming as you also feel part of the team trying to survive being prey.

This is a brilliant film that looks rich and vast thanks to the cinematography and use of day and night time to convey sense of beauty, death and fear in one shot. With an iconic score by John Williams, all the elements work so well to make this a real stand out film of the 90s for more reasons than just benchmarking special effects.

Jurassic Park II: The Lost World [Blu-ray] [1997]
Jurassic Park II: The Lost World [Blu-ray] [1997]
Dvd ~ Jeff Goldblum
Price: £7.00

2.0 out of 5 stars Not So Roar-some, 7 Aug. 2014
Like all sequels, “The Lost World” takes what worked in the first film with the brilliant dinosaur special effects that now look and blend perfectly with the real world environments and actors. There are new species to marvel at and the same thrills, action and shocks as they roar, stomp and run through the 2 hours. However, the negative point opposite the dinos is the mix of characters. Some work; some don’t. It’s like Spielberg is trying too hard to cut a representation of good and bad, which at times is TOO obvious. As the first film had the basic group who had interesting and conflicting personalities but were all good, now we need staple goodies and baddies, away from the dinosaurs. We have the rookie headstrong hero, the wise guide, the damsel in distress, the young child in danger, the hot-shot mercenary and the techno-genius all used for their own moments but all run-of-the-mill.

However the tone is darker, more people die at the hands (or teeth) of the reptiles out there and the shocks still come from surprising ambushes and reveals. The story of survival is repeated, but there seems to be more danger this time, stretching the suspense and stunt work even more with the use of added action staples such as powerful vehicles, weapons and military tactics. When the action reaches mainland America, in an almost “Godzilla”-esque finale, the fun is mixed with dark humour and all the stops are pulled to create a very memorable sequence involving the dreaded T-Rex and a simple suburban town under siege, with the army and federal government trying to save the city.

In all, the spectacle is amped up for a film trying to deliver more thrills and action on the foundations of the first. It’s still a great action film and saved by the great use of CGI and live-action to deliver another fresh looking, atmospheric and, at times, haunting monster movie.

Jurassic Park 3 [DVD] [2001]
Jurassic Park 3 [DVD] [2001]
Dvd ~ Sam Neill
Offered by DVDBayFBA
Price: £2.75

3.0 out of 5 stars Better Than 2, Worse Than 1, 7 Aug. 2014
This review is from: Jurassic Park 3 [DVD] [2001] (DVD)
The return of Sam Neill was always exciting, helping bridge the films with a solid character who won over audiences in the 1994 original film – mature, skilled and leading the audience on an adventure filled with danger, knowledge and suspense. So too are the cast, more mature and skilled in what they do to form a rescue team with the notion of heroes and villains scrapped and basic man vs nature element introduced, along with a search and rescue narrative which is exciting and developed well as a story.

It’s a shame that as the film once more introduces a new “villain” in the guise of the Spinosaurus dinosaur, dwarfing the T-Rex, the setting of the jungle and usual threat is a little common and expected with no real surprises or ground breaking methods. The team is picked off one-by-one as relationships are tested and people are battered, bruised and beaten around their surroundings as the cat-and-mouse chases fill most of the film as they seek a way off the island.

Great visuals, a decent soundtrack and nice action and stunt-work mixing the CGI dinos and the live-action cast make this a fair entry in the series, but doesn’t offer much new or tread new ground.

The Karate Kid [Blu-ray] [2011]
The Karate Kid [Blu-ray] [2011]
Dvd ~ Jackie Chan
Price: £6.00

3.0 out of 5 stars No "Wax On" Or "Crane Kick" However...., 7 Aug. 2014
Following on the recent trend of re-booting and remaking classic films for a modern, more seasoned audience and generation, there is the risk of it not working or working. Thankfully, this does work in capturing the spirit of what made John G. Avildsen’s 1984 offering so charming and in touch with society. The story of the young, isolated teenager picked on by bullies manages to rise up and take on the thugs and win! The ultimate feel-good film for many others in a similar situation. It’s exactly the same here, except set in China rather than America. There are funny moments, emotional moments and well-staged fight scenes.

The downside is that the age gap between Dre and his co-stars is too small to be really believable. He’s too young to go through the ups and downs of emotional heartbreak and feel that the whole world is on him. Daniel LaRusso, the “first” Karate Kid, was 24 when he battled for love and honour, and it felt real. Because Dre is 12 here, it all feels very “school-yard bully” based with nothing else at stake rather than a beating after classes. There would be room for so much more if they were old enough to tackle more sensitive subjects relating to this issue.

Thankfully, it’s not a major flaw and can be over-looked. Smith and Chan have a perfect partnership as the street-wise Afro-American youth mixing with the world-weary Chinese janitor working towards a common goal. It shows that no culture and no age can blur the lines between learning to stand up for yourself; to believe in yourself and defend yourself. It’s these touching and funny moments they both share that really root the film and keep it real and emotional, with a visible strain put on Smith as he suffers many scuffles and scrapes along the way. A great turn from them both.

A very faithful remake set in a new era of expectation, but with the story sticking to the humane side of action and drama, this is a knockout.

A Good Day to Die Hard [Blu-ray]
A Good Day to Die Hard [Blu-ray]
Dvd ~ Bruce Willis
Price: £7.40

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Not A Die Hard Film!, 7 Aug. 2014
The 5th film in the Die Hard series, this effort was directed by John Moore and written by Skip Woods. A 57 year old Bruce Willis is back as New York cop John McClane. This time we find McClane travelling to Russia to get his estranged son, Jack (Jai Courtney), out of prison, but is soon caught in the crossfire of a terrorist plot that threatens to unleash a torrent of death and destruction across the globe...

The main problem I have with this, is that it isn't a 'Die Hard' film. The series bases each film on everyday situations gone wrong; characters that are interesting and well presented, and iconography that makes the plots engaging and exciting, while all the while keeping John McClane rooted as a normal cop in extraordinary situations. He has saved a building, an airport, a city and a country...but it's not clear what he's saving here at all under the muddy story. The world? A continent? His status as a Dad?

Here we see McClane looked useless most of the time and worn out, and just fronted as an action hero. Any action star over 50 could have played McClane in this film, as the traits Willis used so well over the previous 4 films is lost in a mis-guided effort here. It's not clear who the "star" of this film is either - McClane Snr or McClane Jnr. It plays out more like a family therapy session with guns and car chases.

I knew that through the first 20 minutes or so I wasn’t comfortable with the way it was going for a number of reasons:

- Clichéd Russian villains that look and sound like your average B-movie villain. No charm, or good build up like Hans Gruber, Col.Stuart or Simon and even Gabriel at times. They had a sense of menace, danger and determination to them from the moments you saw them, but these Russians were all just the same, loud shouting villain – almost like they were American actors trying to speak Russian to be a “Bond villain” character. Too much over acting and nothing to make them stand out from usual action villains.

- No character development. Just lots of people introduced and then skimmed over with no real motivations, backgrounds or anything. They were all very cardboard and generic. All the other films had characters that were built up really well and we understood them. This didn’t.

- Shaky cam. I don’t know why this was invented bar to use in big movies to make you feel like you’re part of the action and it’s real. I think the only film I saw it work without even knowing it was used (because it felt so natural), was ‘Saving Private Ryan’. That whole concept of that camera style worked. ‘Die Hard 5’ abused it, and the first time we see McClane on that shooting range – I felt sick! Two people talking and the camera was all over the place! No need at all.

- John McClane looked out of place. His son, Jack, seemed once more to be a little hammy (as in they had to make him seem tough and macho because he is the son of John McClane – he didn’t appear natural), and McClane just stood around looking confused, shouting names and falling down. Bruce Willis was good, as usual, but he wasn’t brilliant in the first half until he was allowed to do a bit of the action again rather than just follow everyone else.

And that was just leading up-to the jail break car chase! Other points that bothered me were:

- The fact McClane didn’t seem to care what he did very much – he seemed to be just an action hero rather than the everyday cop we’ve seen in the previous 4 films. He caused too much destruction for the sake of big screen thrills rather than one clever sequence. Like the first few films he had gun fights that were quite toned down and only caused a few big bangs for good purpose like taking out a floor of terrorists, crashing a plane thanks to petrol and fire, and even stopping a train bomb. Here it was just crashing cars, blowing things up and other assorted nonsense that made him more than what he should be. He punches an innocent man to the ground for his car? That actually shocked me, as that was too much out of character for McClane.

- Jack McClane’s relationship was boring. We had the estranged father/daughter mix in ‘Die Hard 4’ which was ok, it was different and got sorted. This one just was repetitive and something we’d already seen. McClane lost the feel of what he should be because he was too much of a father in this film rather than a cop in the wrong place at the wrong time, and that grounded him too much before he had a few chances to shine on his own. If they did a 6th film, what would that be? Him bickering with his wife for all the film until ANOTHER happy family reunion at the end? No thanks.

- The plot! What the hell was it about? Each previous film set it up in minutes:

o Infiltrate a skyscraper for bank bonds and take hostages. DONE.
o Sabotage an airport to bring in a drug baron. DONE.
o Bomb New York to hold the city at ransom. DONE.
o Use technology to bring down a country. DONE.

I had no general idea what this was about. I know it was based at Chernobyl at the end, but what was the rest of it about, what were they trying to do, or stop, or prevent? What was the threat? I don’t know if Russian baddies wanted to start a war, steal uranium, build bombs or what…I will have to look up the plot as I honestly don’t know even now what the main goal was!

- The CGI. Now that wasn’t TOO bad, and the effects did work and it did look pretty good. I just felt like we had more stunt doubles and CGI bodies than usual which made a 57 year old McClane a bit TOO actioney. But I did like the finale helicopter battle even if it was a big loud mess! And at least we got to hear the full “Yippie Ki Yay” quote. Plus my guilty pleasure through the whole film was that slow motion tracking shot following the McClanes falling down into the swimming pool as the helicopter fell behind them. That looked very good.

But the fact they fell into “rainwater” at Chernobyl and were ok doesn’t sit with me. You can’t wander around that place so easily like there is no danger at all.

But that’s just me being picky. There are some cute nods to the previous films hidden in the soundtrack which gave me a little nostalgia trip, and even I think one of the villains demise at the end harkens back to Hans Gruber's fate...

A nice, basic flashy action film for a wasted night with the popcorn - if you take away all your expectations from the name 'Die Hard', which is near impossible as you know it's trying to be one.

Dallas: J.R. Returns [VHS]
Dallas: J.R. Returns [VHS]

3.0 out of 5 stars For The Fans Only!, 7 Aug. 2014
This is a 1996 television movie. It is the first of two Dallas reunion movies, produced after the series went off the air in 1991.

All original cast members return, such as J.R Ewing (Larry Hagman), Sue-Ellen Ewing (Linda Gray), Bobby Ewing (Patrick Duffy), Cliff Barnes (Ken Kercheval), John Ross (Omri Katz) and Carter McKay (George Kennedy), along with some new faces such as Tracy Scoggins as Anita Smithfield and Christopher Demetral as Christopher Ewing.

It acts as another extension of the original TV show which tells more dark and dirty deeds between the feuding oil barons, the Ewings, as they battle each other and their oldest rival, Cliff Barnes and Carter McKay, in an attempt to hold onto Ewing Oil and stay one stop ahead of their rivals.

Mixed with the familiar back-stabbing, bitching and bust ups that made the TV show so iconic, this is a nice addition to the story and gives us more of what we came to love from back in 1978.

Dallas: War Of The Ewings [VHS][1998]
Dallas: War Of The Ewings [VHS][1998]
Offered by smallerneil
Price: £18.99

3.0 out of 5 stars For Fans Only!, 7 Aug. 2014
This is a 1998 television movie. It is the second of two Dallas reunion movies, produced after the series went off the air in 1991.

All original cast members return, such as J.R Ewing (Larry Hagman), Sue-Ellen Ewing (Linda Gray), Bobby Ewing (Patrick Duffy), Ray Krebbs (Steve Kanalay) and Carter McKay (George Kennedy) for one more story from the richest family in Texas; the Ewings.

It acts as extension of the TV series and follows 'J.R Returns'. This time, JR must manipulate his brother Bobby and ex-wife Sue-Ellen into turning against each other to help him seize control of his greatest love; Ewing Oil. But nothing in Dallas is every so easy, or dramatic...!

Mixed with the familiar back-stabbing, bitching and bust ups that made the TV show so iconic, this is a nice addition to the story and gives us more of what we came to love from back in 1978.

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