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5.0 out of 5 stars
Fish baster?, 26 Dec 2012
There was a young woman from Chorley
Who wanted a baster so sorely.
It wasn't for meat
Or for turkey to eat,
But to clean the goldfish's bowly.
She hoped that this thing
That the postman would bring
Would be quick (as Chistmas was over)
For she wanted to suck
All the fishy brown muck
From the bottom of 'Goldie's' said bowl-y.
(There must be at least 101 uses for a turkey baster!)