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Bad Monkey
Bad Monkey
Price: £4.49

0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Bc, 19 Aug 2014
This review is from: Bad Monkey (Kindle Edition)
A very rare dud from an author l rate very highly. A convoluted plot with too many UN vs s


Barbarian Queen [1985] [DVD]
Barbarian Queen [1985] [DVD]
Dvd ~ Lana Clarkson
Offered by rileys dvds
Price: £16.99

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Witness an abomination! One of the WORST movies you'll EVER see!!!!, 23 Sep 2011
This review is from: Barbarian Queen [1985] [DVD] (DVD)
Buxom-blonde Lana Clarkson in the highlight of her career stars as the 'Barbarian Queen' who hunts the rapists and murderers who trashed her wedding day and slaughtered her village! I have a strange penchant for trashy b-movies and thought I knew what I was in for when I started watching 'Barbarian Queen', but this 1-hour long "movie" is just so awe-inspiringly bad I was left feeling quite wonder-struck that a film could be as horrendous as what I'd just witnessed.

Unlike other bikini-warrior movies like 'Red Sonja' or 'She' which have at least got some redeeming factors, 'Barbarian Queen' has NOTHING going for it whatsoever. Bad acting, bad story, bad editing, very bad directing, bad production values, bad music, bad indiscriminately in every field. It's a raving, anti-feminist farce with some big-haired 80's pin-ups running around waving their swords about like wands before being captured and having their tops ripped-off by rapist soldiers. Oh and an incomprehensible scene at the start where a man grubbily rubs ink over his woman's nipple? But that's enough of the plot...

'Barbarian Queen' is like a delicacy, it's so exquisitely bad it fulfils the 'so-bad-it's-good' metre until it reaches the far lengths of outer space. So my advice is - watch it and be entertained!
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