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Zombie Driller Killer [DVD]
Zombie Driller Killer [DVD]
Dvd ~ Morten Rudå
Price: £4.41

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Not very good, 16 April 2013
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I love horror movies and thrillers, especially European ones. However, "Zombie driller killer" did not live up to my expectations. In fact; it's quite bad. The cover is the best thing about it. The plot concerns people who get really sick and vomit up black stuff. It's low-budget, slow and boring. Also a bit confusing as to the causes of the whole thing. The acting is wooden and at times even laughably bad.
If you want to see some good Norwegian horror, I'd recommend "Dead snow" or "Cold prey", or perhaps even the silly "Troll hunter" which is more of a comedy. As for "Zombie driller killer"; I probably won't watch it again and I don't recommend it as it is not worth the money.


King World Puzzle (1000 Pieces)
King World Puzzle (1000 Pieces)
Price: £8.73

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Just okay, 7 April 2013
= Durability:2.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:3.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars 
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This is a cheap puzzle, about half the price of a Ravensburger of the same size. But keep in mind; you get what you pay for. The quality of the puzzle is a little below what I am accustomed to. The pieces are thinner and thus break more easily. The box itself also feels like it's thin and not very sturdy. Another problem is that the pieces are not perfectly cut and you get some "false fits"; pieces that seem to fit where you put them and you later realize that they're not supposed to be there after all. My puzzle was missing two pieces, so after finishing it, there were two quite obvious holes in the picture.
As for the picture itself, I love maps and puzzles of maps. I have several really good ones. But this one is a kind of sloppy drawing and the details on the lid are way too small for it to be comfortable. Everything just looks crowded, cluttered and messy.
It was okay, fun enough to keep me entertained on the cold afternoon when it arrived. But not good enough to repeat or keep. Nor will I be buying a King puzzle again.


Fuehrer Ex [DVD] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Fuehrer Ex [DVD] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Dvd ~ Aaron Hildebrand
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Price: £3.66

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Surprisingly good, a gem, 28 Aug 2008
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The plot concerns two young men who live in Eastern Berlin before the Wall falls. One of them is very eager that they should try to escape. He has grande plans about the two of them moving to Australia together to start a new life. His friend is a little more reluctant, but eventually agrees to the plan. They try to escape, but end up in prison.
I don't want to give away too much of the plot, but these young men change a lot during their stay in prison. One of them becomes some sort of Neo-Nazi. It's a drama with references to political and nationalistic going-ons in Germany.
The acting is all right. I think the "Nazi" guy's appearance is a little stereotyped by the end of the movie, but maybe that's how he really did look. (Apparently this is based on a true story).
I've seen this twice now, and it really grows on me. It's a story about a beautiful friendship and I'd recommend it to people interested in the era of the Wall etc.
Be aware that this movie is not for those who need fast-paced action, car chases and explosions.


Skin Flick [1999] [DVD]
Skin Flick [1999] [DVD]
Dvd ~ Steve Masters

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Weird but nice, 5 July 2008
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Bad acting and a little strange in general, and one of the actors also has a very annoying way of speaking, but all in all the movie is surprisingly good.
The skinheads are all rather good-looking. The sex is not explicit, but some scenes are still hot (note the scene with the gun).
Contains some violence and Nazi imagery, but if you are reading reviews for this item, you probably don't mind stuff like that.
Anyways; not a classic, but very enjoyable. There should be a lot more movies like this. Recommended if gay skinheads getting it on is your cup of tea.


Yaoi Hentai: v. 4
Yaoi Hentai: v. 4
by M.A. Sambre
Edition: Paperback
Price: £7.79

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing, 3 July 2008
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The other books in this series have been quite good, so I found this one rather disappointing.
The book contains five stories:
"Desert longing"; A soldier lusts after a slave and they soon have a secret affair. The slave is extremely effeminate and I just find the whole story short, boring and pointless. Two stars.
"Uptight can be good": Messy. Terrible, shoddy artwork. Sort of funny just because it is stupid. Two stars.
"Not expecting": Finally some good art and men that look like men! Although the plot does leave a little to be desired as two guys meet again many years after their passionate affair. But now one of them is married... Three stars.
"Forbidden magic": Reminds me of "Harry Potter". About boys at some kind of wizard school. Effeminate and very young characters. Two stars.
"Trach gets mad": Typical tentacle monster stuff, which I find really funny. LOL. Three stars.


Enslaved By The Dragon (Yaoi) (Yaoi Manga)
Enslaved By The Dragon (Yaoi) (Yaoi Manga)
by Studio Kosaru
Edition: Paperback
Price: £8.98

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very nice, 3 July 2008
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Nice art, although not typical for this genre.
Good plot. Not much dialogue, but you won't miss it.
A boy steals the wallet of some kind of mobster. The mobster kidnaps him and he is more or less forced to sexual relations. At first he feels abused, but soon enough he realizes that the other guy is not as bad as he thought at first.
Contains a couple of sex scenes, but nothing too explicit.
A cute little story.


Pinned! (Yaoi)
Pinned! (Yaoi)
by Studio Kosaru
Edition: Paperback
Price: £8.23

5.0 out of 5 stars Interesting, 3 July 2008
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A young wrestler has a chance to be famous and achieve his goals, but is he really just sleeping his way to the top?
Nice art and interesting plot. Lots of drama and intrigue. Sex scenes are not many, but nice.
The ending does leave a few questions unanswered. Hoping for a sequel.


Yaoi Hentai
Yaoi Hentai
by Yamila Abraham
Edition: Paperback
Price: £13.97

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Not bad at all, 3 July 2008
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The first story is about a student in an art class and his teacher. The student ends up dominating the teacher, and messy, paint-covered sex ensues. Nice art and all right story. Quite explicit.
The second story is about a football team where the coach and his son use physical punishment to discipline players. Not as nice art-work as in the first story, but not bad either. Very explicit.
Third story has bad art, but is still kinda cute.
The short bonus story is one of those tentacle monster stories. Funny, in my opinion.
All in all; worth the money as a nice, uncomplicated little read.


Body Language
Body Language
by Tsubaki Enomoto
Edition: Paperback

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amusing, 3 July 2008
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First of all; this is not a manga. It's a "real" novel. There are a few illustrations, but not that many.
Two guys meet at school. One of them is said to be a slut, the other to be a jerk. Truth is, the "slut" is actually a shy and socially awkward virgin. Anyways, they hit it off and steamy situations arise.
The sex scenes are surprisingly hot (including one scene in the school bathroom). The couple is really cute. Of course the whole thing is a little silly, but that's to be expected from this genre.
I'd say it's well worth the money; a very nice read.


Pillow Fight
Pillow Fight
by Brandon Graham
Edition: Paperback
Price: £6.99

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Kinda cute, 3 July 2008
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The art isn't too great. A little simple, "childish", drawings.
The plot concerns a girl who gets punished by her parents because they catch her having sex. She is sent to some sort of boarding school. Of course when she arrives at the school, she quickly learns that it is full of horny, naughty girls.
Quite explicit and includes mostly lesbian, but a little straight stuff. There's voyeurism, anal and frequent use of toys. In the end something "magical" happens and one of the girls grows a penis which she of course must then test on her friend.
Conclusion; cute and fun, despite the art that leaves a little to be desired. I had problems deciding whether to give it 3 or 4 stars, but decided on 4 just because it's so cute. *shrug*


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