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Batman: Arkham Origins (Xbox 360)
Batman: Arkham Origins (Xbox 360)
Offered by GAMES CONSOLES BARGAIN
Price: £5.98

1 of 20 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Same Old Batman, 22 Dec. 2013
= Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars 
I was born perfect and like the Great White Shark I've never had to evolve, and this provokes great jealousy amongst all of my competitors in the reviewing industry even though I don't really have any competitors as I'm untouchable in the reviewing kingdom..enjoy the review.

I'll Start my review by saying I've had this game for about a week now because a close friend of mine is a reviewer for a games magazine and got a copy of the game some time ago now and lent it to me after he'd finished with it. I have to say as you've probably already guessed from my title that there's not really anything new in this game that hasn't already been done countless times before in the previous games . you control the most useless of all the super heroes, who has no super powers. he was born rich had his parents killed and has vowed to avenge their deaths by not killing anyone. he dresses up like a bat and runs around the streets in fancy dress, totally unaware that halloween is only for one day a year. you'll find yourself doing the usual stuff like flying through rings to complete unrewarding tasks just to progress to the next level and do the same thing you've already done in the previous level, yet again. the graphics and look of the game have remained the same and you're yet again limited in what you can do and where you can do it. If I was as rich as "Batman" I'd leave the God foresaken Gotham City and move to some paradise Island somewhere nice and hot.the game is riddled with bugs and crashes like nobodies business , all this considered I still managed to keep up my perfect record by completing the game within an hour.I've played the game & completed it about 20 times now and it doesn't get any better the more you play it and as I've completed it every time I haven't managed to find anything new in the game as I haven't ever missed anything. I'd say to Batmn Don't give up your day job but he doesn't have one does he which is why he finds himself pottering around his luxury mansion twiddling his thumbs going stir crazy.when day turns to night he dressess up as a Bat and runs around the city doing nothing really, I have always wondered what the actual point of Batman is ? what is the purpose of Batman ? all the other super heroes have super powers he doesn't . he does have super wealth though and finds himself super bored caught in a fancy dress continuous loop with a never ending unhealthy fixation with haloween.

Batman is super wealthy,super bored and super boring.but he ain't no super hero and possesses no super powers.

This review is about a super hero and was written by a video game reviewing super hero.

Thanks for listening.


New Super Luigi U (Nintendo Wii U)
New Super Luigi U (Nintendo Wii U)

0 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars plumbers Phlegm Wads, 9 Dec. 2013
= Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars 
Nintendo are churning this crap out faster tha I can review it,thius game didn't take much to create though as all they did was change part of the front cover.It was "New Super Mario Brothers" and now its "New Super Luigi" excellent.


New Super Mario Brothers (Wii)
New Super Mario Brothers (Wii)
Offered by Gameseek
Price: £28.43

0 of 9 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars PiZa delivery boys, 4 Dec. 2013
= Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars 
The most superior human being on earth is back with more sublime reviews as you've probably seen my true identity has now been revealed , Im Zidane_the_the_monkey_man and I'm proud that my true identity is now public knowledge.my english isn't up to scratch but it's not bad considering english isn't my first language.now back to the game.

This game isn't very good at all,they try to make a hash game better by giving it a 3d twist and the game falls flat on it's face at the ifrst hurdle.running around collecting pies and jumping over coins and rings like you have nothing better to do with your time doesn't make you cool or interesting.and why keep releasing games for an obsolete console like the WIIU theres probably about 2 people on the whole planet that actually own one of them and they both work for Nintendo.they'd probably sell more consoles if you could play some decent games on it,or maybe if you could play Game Cube games on it,yeh that's a good idea. or at least not a bad idea when you consider that I'm a monkey.not a bad game the screen allows you to experience different views , twist things up and ride things and jump alot and that's when i switched the thing off.hope my review has been helpful.

Keep
Calm
Zidane_The_Monkey_Man
Knows
Best
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Armand Nicolet Women's 7154V-NN-P915NR8 M03 Classic Automatic Gold with Diamonds Watch
Armand Nicolet Women's 7154V-NN-P915NR8 M03 Classic Automatic Gold with Diamonds Watch

2 of 11 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars What Time Is It ?, 3 Dec. 2013
Watches everywhere , there just isn't enough time in the day for some people . and if you have a duty to the public of keeping them informed by leaving numerous reviews on everything from games to watches , there really isn't enough time in the day.

Freedom Of Speech,The Reviewing GOD
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Mightymast Leisure Mania Sit down Arcade Machine - Black
Mightymast Leisure Mania Sit down Arcade Machine - Black
Price: £1,139.99

1 of 39 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars WOW, 3 Dec. 2013
This is wonderful if you actually enjoy this sort of stuff , but ubfortunately for these guys I don't . I'm so glad I only bought 2 of these , at least they weren't that expensive .

Freedom Of Speech,The Reviewing GOD
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Donkey Kong Country Returns (Wii)
Donkey Kong Country Returns (Wii)
Offered by Turbotrance
Price: £20.86

0 of 10 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Monkey and a barrell, 3 Dec. 2013
= Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars 
Freedom Of Speech, reviewing everything from games to games raising the bar in the reviewing industry to heights never reached by all you average joe's .
This game sees Donkey Kong in a sideways scrolling shoot em up where he has to find a bunch of bananas ? sounds weird doesn't it ? you see yourself running around aimlesly with your mate Diddy Kong fighting against the evil Dr Robotnik I think.yeh that'll do for now.this point and click adventure story is probably really good depending on who you ask.but if you ask me it's not.and the reason ? what this game lacks in graphics it lacks even more in gameplay.and that last quote has the GamesMasterForLife seal of approval,so you know it makes sense.this game even has a mode called : New mode."what's new mode ?" I hear you ask,well that's a very good question.and here's the best bit , a very good answer.it's an easier game setting that gives Donkey & Diddiy more energy and other such stuff which will make the game eben easier than it already is which will mean that you should be able to complete the game within half an hour.well that's money well spent,NOT! I'm trying very hard to find something positive to say about this game,but unless your 4 years old and you've never played a video game in your life you're not going to enjoy this Donkey/Diddy outing.even then you'll probably get very bored very quickly.simple graphics with gameplay to match,if 4 year olds wont like it who else is there to force this game upon ? this game still ha sthe multiplayer option to offer all the hardcore fans of the game & anyone dumb enough to have a Wii and then own this on the Wii can play it on the go,if you so wish.
Return to Donkey Kong Island and re live the classic adventure on the go , or quit while you're ahead and just go ,the choice is yours and it's not a difficult one from where I'm standing.I'm Freedom Of Speech and that was my wonderful insite into the murky world of Donkey Kong Country Returns.

Yours forever,

Freedom Of Speech,The reviewing GOD
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Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
Offered by Oligopoly Charity
Price: £19.50

0 of 6 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars No Way Jose, 3 Dec. 2013
= Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars 
When some creature escapes into space with Princess Peach, Mario rings Luigi & the lads & heads straight for the pub folled by the local Kebab shopIf he did this game wouldn't exist & that would be a great thing.(If only)

The ultimate Nintendo hero "Donkey kong" is taking the ultimate step... out into space. Join Mario as he ushers in a new era of video games which unfortunately aren't featured in this game, defying gravity across all the planets in the galaxy. Players run, jump and battle enemies as they explore all the planets in the galaxy. Since this game makes full use of all the features of the Wii Remote, players have to do all kinds of things to succeed: pressing buttons which hardly sounds difficult, swinging the Wii Remote and the Nunchuk which again sounds simple enough, and even pointing at and dragging things with the pointer, Still awake everyone Barely yes?

Shake, tilt and point! Mario takes advantage of all the unique aspects of the Wii Remote and Nunchuk controller, unleashing new moves as players shake the controller and even point at and drag items with the pointer.
Mario essentially defined the 3D platforming genre with Super Mario 64, and this game proves once again that he is king of crap & he has if nothing else no imagination as you will witness when you play this game which is amazingly the same as all the other Mario games. Players perform mind-bending, lowgravity jumps across wild alien terrain as they experience platforming for a new generation.
Mario dons new suits! As Bee Mario and Boo Mario, you'll use these special suits to help Mario fly and turn invisible. What other suits will you find? dinner suit maybe ? Or birthday suit,now that would be funny.
A new character, Rosalina, makes her debut. This Watcher of the Stars aids Mario on his quest to find his friend, the Grand Star, in addition to Princess Peach.If you aren't in a coma yet then you'll probably be running out right now to buy this crap game cos if my description of the game didn't put you to sleep nothing will.

If you do buy this game after reading my review don't blame me when you find out what a mistake you've made,after all I did warn you.
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Dragons Dogma: Dark Arisen (Xbox 360)
Dragons Dogma: Dark Arisen (Xbox 360)
Offered by 101Trading
Price: £11.84

0 of 16 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Dragons doggie, 3 Dec. 2013
I had misplaced high expectations foro this game because I'd justt recently seen a movie called Dogma,I played this game & was waiting for Jay & Silent Bob.what a mistake that was,they never appeared.

Dark Arisen adds some great new content to the excellent Dragon's Dogma, though I couldn't find it despite how hard I looked it just wasn't there.
The Good

Bitterblack Isle features very few battles with fearsome foes
Ominous atmosphere and pensive story enhance tension on the isle NOT !
Eternal ferrystone eases the burdens of long journeys
The main game remains a special thrill.but this only apllies to those of you that are dweebs.
The Bad

The grueling final third of the new dungeon lacks any sense of balance or fun .pretty much the same as all the dungeons in the game.
Pawns require more babysitting than ever.

despite all the negetives I have just
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Fast & Furious Showdown (Xbox 360)
Fast & Furious Showdown (Xbox 360)
Offered by RAREWAVES
Price: £12.93

1 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Not Very Fast But Very infuriating, 3 Dec. 2013
= Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars 
this game is a breath of fresh halitosis in the Lego games world
OMG what a pile of *^!p this is one of the worst games I've ever played in my whole life.........EVER! I'd be surprised if this game even had any appeal to a 2 year old.this is truly one for the babies a bit like Pokemon and that other Japanese garbage of which the name I can't remember.this is by far the weakest Lego title to date.The game sees you running around like a Lego brick not knowing where to go or what to do,all this being said I still managed to keep up my 100% recored and had this puppy licked in less than an hour,all I can say is Thats 1 hour of my life I'll never see again and I regret every second of my life that I wasted on this travesty of the gaming community.ity feels like a less accomplished effort of GTA V.But a miilion times poorer than anything you could imagine.if you've ever played any of the other Lego games you'll know only too well of the many familiar problems that all the other Lego games harbour and this one is non different,the game also runs really slowly and its very blocky graphics don't help much.personally the best character in this game is "Jabba The Hutt" with his stealth lik quickness and superior Jedi powers definitely make him the character of choice for any human being.............even you.If you've found yourself wondering what to get that someone special for Christmas,that someone special that you realy despise then look no further than "Lego Marvel Super Heroes" this'll be at the bottom of everyones Christmas list,only been released today and already has no resale value.how many games can you say that about ? LOTS ! that's right but what makes this one special ? nothing, which is why this one tops the pile and has to be one of the worst games ever made and its doubtful that very many people will disagree with me on that score.

Graphics : 1/100

Gameplay : 1/100

Difficulty : 1/100

Story : 1/100

Value : -100/100


Grid 2 - Race Day Edition (Xbox 360)
Grid 2 - Race Day Edition (Xbox 360)
Offered by passionFlix UK
Price: £8.68

0 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars grid, 3 Dec. 2013
= Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars 
Indycar Racing "WOW"
Includes the iconic Indianapolis Motor Speedway & Dallara IndyCar! "WOW"
Containing 2 routes at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway (not available in the standard game), "WOW"the exclusive Dallara IndyCar and the IndyCar Pace car, both available in single race and multiplayer, plus a special online event. "WOW"
GTR Racing
Includes YAS Marina Track at daytime & Nissan GT-R SpecV
Containing 5 routes at the YAS Marina Circuit at daytime (not available in the standard game), the exclusive Nissan GT-R SpecV road car, both available in single race and multiplayer, plus a special online event. God this is draining.
Game Intro
The race returns in the highly-anticipated sequel to the critically acclaimed, BAFTA award-winning Race Driver®: GRID which set new standards for damage, AI, visuals and introduced Flashback, the time rewind feature now adopted by many racing titles. GRID®2(tm) will raise the gameplay and technological bar for motorsport gaming whilst remaining true to the series' core value that sets it apart from the competition - it's all about the race. & as far as racing goes this game fails to deliver on that front. Yet again.

Players will be invited to be fast, be first and be famous as they feel the aggressive exhilaration that lies at the heart of the GRID racing experience. In career mode, players will journey to the top of a new, ever-evolving world of competitive motorsport that challenges players to perform in exhilarating events across three continents. No , really ?

GRID 2's Race Immersion Technology
Bring alive the experience of driving a stunning selection of the world's finest and most exciting, personality-packed cars like never before. The new TrueFeel(tm) Handling system delivers accessible, yet challenging to master edge-of-control racing and players will feel the tension, adrenaline, lights, noise and action of the race through the `lens of a movie director' with blockbuster style and dramatic VFX.

Across a diverse range of white-knuckle events, intelligent AI opponents will push players' driving ability to the absolute limit and deliver high-impact, relentless racing starring heart-stopping `wow' moments, enhanced by next-generation damage that is sensational in real-time and jaw-dropping in replays. Once again, Codemasters Racing will set new standards for what can be achieved in the genre.without actually achieving them, isn't that something ?

GRID 2 will redefine what racing games can achieve online. A rich multiplayer feature set with a progression system that is entirely distinct from the single player career challenges players to blaze their own trail to global domination. Deep levels of customisation, flexibility and connectivity are designed to deliver the most extensive and exciting online experience in the genre, enhanced by full integration with RaceNet, the online extension for Codemasters Racing games.

Game Features
The race comes alive with GRID 2's TrueFeel(tm) Handling system for edge-of-control exhilaration
Prove yourself against advanced AI in aggressive, blockbuster races packed with wow moments
Blaze your way to the top of a new world of motorsport
An extensive and separate online campaign redefines multiplayer racing games plus full RaceNet integration
Powered by Codemasters' EGO Game Technology Platform for jaw-dropping damage and stunning visuals, GRID 2 sets the standard for technical excellent in racing.
Race a handpicked selection of iconic cars that represent the best in automotive engineering from the last 40 years
Take on challenging licensed tracks, stunningly realised city streets and lethal mountain roads
Prove yourself by entering and winning events across three continents
Race Immersion Technology immerses you in the race like never before
The long-awaited sequel to the BAFTA-winning, multi-million selling Race Driver: GRID
Product Description
Be fast, be first and be famous as the race returns in GRID 2, the sequel to the BAFTA-award winning, multi-million selling Race Driver: GRID.

Experience aggressive racing against advanced AI and become immersed in the race with GRID 2's new TrueFeel Handling system which powers edge of control exhilaration behind the wheel of every iconic car. The next generation of the EGO Game Technology Platform delivers genre-defining visuals and jaw-dropping damage as you prove yourself across three continents in a new, evolving world of motorsport.

Earn fame, fans and fortune as you blaze your way to the top in intense, relentless races on licensed circuits, beautifully realised city streets and lethal mountain roads. GRID 2 will also set the new standard for multiplayer racing with innovative modes, an entirely separate progression system and deep integration with RaceNet, the free online extension for Codemasters Racing games.

GRID 2 is racing, redefined.

The race comes alive with GRID 2's TrueFeel Handling system for edge-of-control exhilaration
Prove yourself against advanced AI in aggressive, blockbuster races packed with wow moments
Blaze your way to the top of a new world of motorsport
An extensive and separate online campaign redefines multiplayer racing games plus full RaceNet integration
Powered by Codemasters' EGO Game Technology Platform for jaw-dropping damage and stunning visuals, GRID 2 sets the standard for technical excellent in racing.
Race a handpicked selection of iconic cars that represent the best in automotive engineering from the last 40 years
Take on challenging licensed tracks, stunningly realised city streets and lethal mountain roads
Prove yourself by entering and winning events across three continents
Race Immersion Technology.
What a load of crap , it's just a racing game. And not s very good one at that. Drive a car, crash it, watch a slow motion replay . I'm bored just thinking about it.


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