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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (PC)
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (PC)
Offered by 4GamersUK
Price: £4.05

2 of 27 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars What Happened?, 25 May 2003
How can this really be an improvement on GTA3? GTA3 still is the #1 PC game, yet this one, does nothing for the previous;
the graphics look better in GTA3,
there is no sound, not even if you blow up a car in front of you,
there is no interaction between Tommy and anything else,
the view of the car is too akward, and there is little choice,
you cannot jump out of your car,
Tommy is out of breath after 2 seconds of running,
it is really hard to fight, as it takes too long for Tommy to get out a gun, and it is hard to punch someone as he starts to do a Kung-Fu type pose and stands there for about 5 seconds like it.
I have checked my system, and it runs fine, so it cannot be me.
Stick to GTA3, you wont get so frustrated.
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Flesh-Eating Mothers [VHS]
Flesh-Eating Mothers [VHS]
Offered by rdowns33
Price: £8.49

1 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars An apalling and frankly nauseating piece of garbage, 17 Nov. 2001
This disgustingly twisted and embarressing excuse for a splatter movie is so unbelievably crap. I could do no less than wince and grimace my way through a sea of laughable special effects, wife battery, alduterism, sadism and immorality. The plot is wafer-thin, just like my urge not to turn off half way through. In one scene, the most sadistic, a mother goes to a crib. Picks out her baby son and rocks him back-and-forth gently, kisses him even. Elder daughter walks in to see mummy hunched over crib. She says "Mom?!" mother turns to face girl, and camera. Her glazed expression is half-soaked in blood. Girl turns, and runs screaming, which is something you should do if you ever had the oppertunity to see this depressing catalogue of depravity and vomit-inducingly grotesqueness. This is a film for LAYING DOWN AND AVOIDING. You have been warned.

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