Ps4 To Use Nano Technology

New rumour on the net! PlayStation 4 is to use Nano machines for it's PlayStation Move.

Yes, I know, sounds absurd, but the guy said it was FACT! So it's definitely a genuine report.

The new PlayStation system will require the player to have Nano Machines injected into their bloodstream. This will then syncronise a signal to the Ps4, and give super accurate, movement replication at 199 frames per second in Super Ultra HD. TEKKEN TURBO TAG EX will be the launch game for this new technology.

As previously reported, the GPU will be more than capable of generating Warp Speed, in future NASA space shuttles, running at 235,856 ghz. But the Sega Megadrive was slightly faster.

It can also boil an egg.

An egg you say?

Well that's me sold. As long as the launch price is no more than £1,500 I'm definitely pre ordering.

Me too Wayne. The egg feature was the tipping point for me.

Although I will buy the WiiU anyway because it has a game I like. ;-)

Mmmmm eggs

How do you eat yours? :-P

Just found out this nano technology will have a price tag of over £15,000, but it comes with a game so that's not too bad.

depends on the game - if it's Lair 2 i may have to pass.

Haha. :-) nice one dj.

How you getting on with Armored Core 5?

i like ACV and it's quite fun - but i'm playing some more of cross edge atm.

Cool. I need to get back on AC5 at some point. I have a pretty good set up with my heavy duty mech. The last mission I did, I was blazing away, taking down choppers and blowing up missile launchers. Great game for mech carnage.

IT'S A TRAP!!! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!

2013. Nanomachines.

One word...The Patriots! See! I didn't say "one word", I said "one word"...they're already censoring the net!!!

Balli! The Patriots have been marking us down!

Nano machines are everywhere! We are screwed!

Why does all my sentences end with a '!' ?

It's those damn Patriots again! Those scallywags!

Rumours aren't really facts...

I see you're new to the internet.

"Rumours aren't really facts..."

Nessy says Hello.

All facts are rumours unless you have evidenced the said fact with your own senses - and even then i'd have my doubts due to government mind control - conspiracy theories FTW!

edit: damn those Patriots - they have deleted the edit time and date!

They did the same thing to my last post dj. I just wonder what they will do next!? :-S

My car insurance renewal is due soon, why can't they ever sort that out for me. Grrr..

Sod the Ps4 the wii u will be powered by shredded wheat !

No John, that is nonsense. The WiiU will be powered by urine, hence the (Wii) name. I read it on the net. ;-)

"The WiiU will be powered by urine, hence the (Wii) name. I read it on the net. ;-)"

Oh, you didn't!?

They stole my eggs!

Noooooooooooooo!