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get it off your chest-anything in today's world that annoys you small or large,bring it on.


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In reply to an earlier post on 24 Sep 2013 17:25:02 BDT
Fast Eddie says:
I think Goldie would be better on top

Posted on 25 Sep 2013 11:42:35 BDT
Handybird says:
So, I'm at work and my colleague has just come running in, red in the face, effing and blinding, hopping from foot to foot and grimacing with what looked like, excruciating pain. A pain I think, as a female, I will never have to endure nor indeed can fully appreciate the severity of.
I simply had to ask what on earth the matter was. Turns out, that having just nipped along to the loo, when he'd done, he'd carelessly trapped the end of his 'willy' in his zip. Ouch!
As he stood there before me, clutching between his legs with both hands, you can imagine that he really did not appreciate it when I quipped,
"That's an unfortunate circum-stance."

In reply to an earlier post on 25 Sep 2013 20:50:29 BDT
A snip at twice the price(¿)!

Posted on 26 Sep 2013 22:54:10 BDT
Handybird says:
A cut above the rest.

In reply to an earlier post on 27 Sep 2013 12:43:59 BDT
Fast Eddie says:
a cut below the rest you mean.

In reply to an earlier post on 28 Sep 2013 00:14:19 BDT
No,a cut above the nest!!!

Posted on 28 Sep 2013 09:32:00 BDT
Handybird says:
Haha yes, I see - the viper's nest?

In reply to an earlier post on 29 Sep 2013 01:12:55 BDT
Yes,with a Kleenex {*+*}

Posted on 21 Oct 2013 02:32:59 BDT
Handybird says:
So, I'm still on my diet. Went to an Indian restaurant last night and asked for a Chicken Tarka. "What?" Says the waiter, "Sorry, but I don't know that dish!"
"Oh sorry," I say. "It's like Chicken Tikka only it's a little otter."

In reply to an earlier post on 21 Oct 2013 20:58:35 BDT
(Rolling in the aisles,Big LOL H.)

Bin man to Chinese waiter,"Where's your bin?
Waiter replies,"I been to Hong Kong."
"No,where's your wheelie bin?"
"No,I really been to Hong Kong!"

Posted on 22 Oct 2013 06:51:42 BDT
Handybird says:
So, I was driving to work this morning and I passed an RAC van, I looked across and the driver was terribly miserable and sobbing uncontrollably at the wheel.
I thought to myself, 'That guy's heading for a breakdown.'

Posted on 23 Oct 2013 02:49:46 BDT
Handybird says:
So, I went to the doctor yesterday and told him I have a fear of two letter words.
"Really?" He asked.
"Yes" says me, "I get really scared just thinking about it."

Posted on 24 Oct 2013 23:20:29 BDT
Handybird says:
So yeah, the diet's going really well, so well in fact I went out and bought one of those new, trendy bikinis. You know the ones? Made by Doritos? I thought I might go for a dip later.

Posted on 25 Oct 2013 09:23:24 BDT
pixie says:
Where does Robin Hood make his own curries...In Sharwood forest!

The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book Brilliant one liners!

Posted on 25 Oct 2013 15:07:33 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
I found a fly in my Wine glass, I would not let him go until he spat it back.

Posted on 25 Oct 2013 18:04:18 BDT
pixie says:
I really hate the fact that parents allow their kids ( with shoes) to stand in supermarket trolleys. Ther is a seat there for them and it really irritates me. Sorry!

In reply to an earlier post on 25 Oct 2013 20:13:31 BDT
Two caterpillars on a branch watching a butterfly flutterby,one shook his head,"You'd never get me up in one of them"

Posted on 25 Oct 2013 20:56:03 BDT
Handybird says:
I'm having a night in tonight. Staying off the drink, trying to stick to my diet. Nowt much on the TV and the news was the usual depressing stuff. Seems the police are now hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter'. He's stabbed six people in the backside recently with a No8. When interviewed, the Detective Inspector said he believed the 'perp' was following some kind of pattern.

In reply to an earlier post on 25 Oct 2013 22:00:51 BDT
Due to a shortage of beds at the Dick Turpin Memorial Hospital in York,the maternity unit has a radical new approach~Stand and deliver!!!

Posted on 25 Oct 2013 23:59:04 BDT
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In reply to an earlier post on 26 Oct 2013 00:04:04 BDT
Handybird says:
I suppose that makes sense to some people just not me I'm afraid. Hey ho.

Posted on 26 Oct 2013 00:30:26 BDT
my mate did it while i was making a sandwich, sorry, its gone.

Posted on 26 Oct 2013 00:32:53 BDT
What annoys me? people messing with my stuff whilei am feeding them €!

Posted on 26 Oct 2013 08:28:25 BDT
gilbert says:
This woman came into my local and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.

In reply to an earlier post on 26 Oct 2013 09:06:13 BDT
Scarlet Lady says:
Lol like that one
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