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Posted on 2 Apr 2012 21:42:10 BDT
Gingerlily says:
Thought that might surprise a few people...

Posted on 2 Apr 2012 22:28:57 BDT
Lez Lee says:
Egg-cosies are even better - snuggly and warm. I do have some suitable knitting wool........

In reply to an earlier post on 2 Apr 2012 22:39:01 BDT
Gingerlily says:
As long as its soft and not scratchy wool.

Posted on 3 Apr 2012 17:39:22 BDT
easytiger says:
When did you grow b8ll8x?

Posted on 3 Apr 2012 18:04:49 BDT
Gingerlily says:
who said I had?

Posted on 3 Apr 2012 22:57:32 BDT
Lez Lee says:
Have just been catching up with 'One Night' in which there's a headmistress called Mrs Trellis. Address unknown.

In reply to an earlier post on 3 Apr 2012 23:25:08 BDT
nocheese says:
Isn't she in Wales?

In reply to an earlier post on 3 Apr 2012 23:40:44 BDT
china cat says:
Going up the wall?

Posted on 4 Apr 2012 02:21:43 BDT
Mondo Ray says:
Overheard backstage at a recent concert sponsored by Amazon: "Customers who bought this item also bought speed, crack, smack, blow and weed."

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Apr 2012 08:08:48 BDT
Gingerlily says:
Who was playing? Or do you remember...?

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Apr 2012 08:32:23 BDT
seasicktim says:
how did you know I was playing, now I feel dirty and used

In reply to an earlier post on 4 Apr 2012 08:38:14 BDT
Gingerlily says:
well have a bath then!

Posted on 5 Apr 2012 01:59:58 BDT
Mondo Ray says:
Inappropriate metaphors no. 42:

From The Times letters page a couple of weeks ago.

Sir, Successive governments treat pensioners in a disdainful manner as we are seen as a sector of the population who have no teeth and no organisation to fight our cause.

Peter Jackson
Rhyl
Denbighshire

Posted on 5 Apr 2012 03:13:53 BDT
Last edited by the author on 5 Apr 2012 03:14:52 BDT
Mondo Ray says:
TV HIGHLIGHTS

COSTA! ITV 9pm Sunday

Julian Fellowes retells the tragic story of the ill-fated Costa Concordia on the hundreth day anniversary of its sinking. Starring Rowan Atkinson as the Captain Commandatore Bean.

SHARIA LAW Channel 5, 11pm

Popular follow up to LA Law. This week maverick Saudi cop Mohammed Sharia is given 24 hours to stop a woman driving a car.

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Apr 2012 05:50:15 BDT
Carradale says:
I liked the idea that the very publicly paraded mating of Edinburgh's pandas could only take place in a 36 hour window.

In reply to an earlier post on 5 Apr 2012 05:55:22 BDT
Carradale says:
Did once see a headline " Mounting Problems for Pensioners"

Posted on 6 Apr 2012 00:52:39 BDT
man beast clone!

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Apr 2012 01:47:10 BDT
Mondo Ray says:
Was the 36 hour window a ploy to attract more paying customers to Corstorphine?

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Apr 2012 08:05:46 BDT
Carradale says:
Didn't Playtex bring out the 48 hour girdle? The circumstances necessitating this are beyond me......

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Apr 2012 09:02:39 BDT
Last edited by the author on 6 Apr 2012 09:03:03 BDT
They were actually ex RAF flight protection suits, y'know, the ones that prevent the pilot from passing out during a high g turn by squeezing the blood back up to the brain. Might as well sell em and get summat for them rather than just dump them.

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Apr 2012 18:15:05 BDT
china cat says:
Must be a girlie thing; sure it's not the only feminine accoutrement that's bamboozled us fellas over the centuries. Not least the undoing of ....

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Apr 2012 20:48:47 BDT
Gingerlily says:
what is this? never heard of it!

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Apr 2012 20:54:44 BDT
china cat says:
Really? 'The Undoing Of Gingerlily' featuring....Mart....;-)

Posted on 6 Apr 2012 20:55:58 BDT
nocheese says:
I think Carradale is exaggerating - it was an 18 -hour girdle.

Posted on 6 Apr 2012 20:57:22 BDT
china cat says:
Enough for a good few scones then
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