The complete bo**ocks, talk tripe, no music allowed thread

But I got 9 hours slepp...

No because they don't have the teeth for it. A lot of them have tried but after a few seconds they spit it out to avoid choking, that's why the promenades at Whitley Bay are always sticky. However they can walk and wave their arms and claws about and not look stupid like that bloke around the corner who shouts at the traffic and roars at burning sofas when he can find one to set fire to on the patch of wasteland next to "The Heedmuncha's Arms" on a saturday night.

I went to Whitley Bay once quite recently but it was shut! Really run-down, seedy armpit of a seaside toon, got straight back on the Metro to Newcastle.

Ah the memories of my childhood of the summer holidays spent with my grandparents up in the North East, visits to Whitley Bay and the Spanish City (is that still there?).

Music Addict is yous real namses Mark Knopfler?

When I were a lad ... a gang of us would cycle to Whitley Bay from Newcastle (Montagu Estate) - all 11 miles of it - and think nowt about it. When we told an enquiring copper what we were doing, he asked why we weren't at home breaking the neighbours' windows or something. I honestly had no idea what he meant. The only trouble we ever caused was singing too loudly outside old Mrs Johnson's house in yet another attempt to improve our harmonising. No wonder I grew up to become a nerd...

Neph - if my real name was Mark Knopfler, I'd be off somewhere spending my money, not messing about on here!

Has anyone seen Charles Ross who does the One Man Star Wars Trilogy? My family and I are going a week tomorrow. I love Star Wars so really looking forward to it.

Are we allses really that sads....

No, I would be here even if I had loads of money and could buy tons of Maltesers!

Anybodies know what thems "Sphereing for two" is all abouts?

Nope - is it like zorbing?

Meses don't know what that is eithers Gingerlily...Poor Nephrans still got lots to learns.....Lotses...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorbing

Post Soviet...talkin'bollocks (an absurd concept immediately as they lack not only vocal cords but also the pre-requisite neurology of speech centres and so forth to even begin to generate speech..talking bollocks indeed...

however there is an interesting tumour called a teratanoma - which involves primitive cells of multiple potential and can form all sorts of other tissues within the tumour mass...eyes. teeth etc...so maybe if one was unlucky enough to develop a huge and complex teratoma in the bollocks, which..er..somehow connected up the necessary circuitary and mechanics to ..er..generate speech..and learned the language and achieved some rudimentary conciousness ....talking bollocks indeed,) anyway its a good record that Josh Pearson one, if you like really miserable break-up albums...makes Townes Van Zandt sound like Captain sensible

I have been to or through Tullamore....

And you didn't lose the will to live either..Well done Mr.1973.

I did lose the will to live but it was not in Tullamore.

Thanks Ko,
Now I've got two things to do:

1. Get my GP to check me.
2. Me to check aforem. J.Pearson record.

To engage in ball talk, no doubt.....

"Here he comes to save the day"

Does the day need to be saved? Is it drowning?

The Nephran thread is turning into the CD v VINYL thread...There's just me and Dynamo Hotlips on the song titles thread..and i was being sarcky about Martin saving the day....Oh well

It's unfortunate, I was enjoying the Nephran thread even though I'd slapped an injunction on one of the participants, but then another numpty arrived and I had to press the Ignore on him too, which made things a little more complicated until yet another eejit joined in and between the three they just churn out page after page of ignored posts. Pshwah! as they say in Pshwahland.

You mean there are three of the b8stards now? I've had one on ignore for a while now. Must buy the crystal off the same bloke.